minor things that make you fume

[Frang]

DIY gas fitters and sparks..

whatever next

good luck with that

 

[blue61]

DIY gas fitters and sparks..

whatever next

good luck with that

I'm pretty handy with brain surgery, but only on Tuesday mornings.

 

[Toast]

It costs a lot for a gas fitter to do it because each and every year he has to pay a huge amount of cash to the government to seek permission to ply his trade. Obviously he passes that fee on (in its entirety it seems) to every customer.

Ergo your money is going to the government. It's a stealth tax, which is why it is the law that you have to employ a gas man.

The 'foreigner' is still alive and well, but its harder to find lids who do it.

We had a new boiler a while back, and two fellas turned up in a plain van.
They were still wearing their British Gas overalls and using the same kit they do in their daily job and it cost half the price for cash.

 

[mezzrow]

 

[efcjames]

Dropped my headphones in brown sauce and the left bud has completely stopped working.

 

[FC sexy xxx]

Dropped my headphones in brown sauce and the left bud has completely stopped working.

at least it’ll taste nice.

 

[Kurt.]

Dropped my headphones in brown sauce and the left bud has completely stopped working.

Bet you're not very HP

 

[kev]

Dropped my headphones in brown sauce and the left bud has completely stopped working.

Bet you're not very HP

OK Daddy

 

[Toast]

Watching the Winter Olympics curling here on BBC.
Steve Cram pretending he knows what he's talking about on the commantary.
Koff lad, your a 1500m runner, who got battered by Seb Coe whenever it mattered.
And your a Sunderland fan @orly

Licence fee is a joke.

 

[orly]

Watching the Winter Olympics curling here on BBC.
Steve Cram pretending he knows what he's talking about on the commantary.
Koff lad, your a 1500m runner, who got battered by Seb Coe whenever it mattered.
And your a Sunderland fan @orly

Licence fee is a joke.

Is he patting a load of useless athletes on the head?

It is a clear indicator.

 

[WA Toffee]

people who talk so loud on public transport that they dont actually need their phone.

 

[Toast]

Mate of mine just heard his firm are going into administration next week.

I told him to jump ship weeks ago.

 

[FC sexy xxx]

Everton really are a mood killer

 

[LEONARD]

It only seems like yesterday that I was jumping up and down , watching the Damned at Eric's.

Now I'm excited at the prospect of buying some new thermal vests at MS.

 

[Toast]

The little hard bits in bags of popcorn that proper get stuck in your teeth.