minor things that make you fume

[larbert toffee]

Celebrity Cremations definitely has legs as a prime time TV programme.

Katie Price, Kerry Karina and Danielle Lloyd will have their names down already though they would require wishbone shaped coffins to accommodate their legs.

 

[degsy]

Celebrity Cremations definitely has legs as a prime time TV programme.

And if we can actually cremate them before they're (officially) dead, so much the better.

 

[FC sexy xxx]

Mr Professional Evertonian himself, PED. He’s just a massive knob.

He’s the biggest bell end there is.

 

[LEONARD]

Worky's who turn up at your house to undertake a rudimentary job, and then proceed to ask you incomprehensible technical questions.

IE. 'Have you isolated the japonica drive from the flange sprocket?'

(me) I'm sorry????

'Is the Andromeda strain attached to your water supply?'

(me) FFS mate it's just a dripping tap in the bathroom???!!!!.

 

[PITA]

Nice on a butty though.

Two slices of toastie white bread, butter and loads of sugar puffs

You dirty sod.

 

[gonetomorrow]

So............ It appears everyone's doing it now - Saying 'So' before answering the most mundane of questions as though they've got some sort of prepared statement to deliver.
Even the contestants on Pointless are at it - "So.......I'm from Bolton and I'm a nursing student...." Politicians and police spokesmen are at it. I've just heard one on the radio.
I wouldn't mind if what emerged was cogent and interesting but it's just the usual rubbish!

 

[marsh]

Trains being delayed

 

[chrismpw]

*cutting wedge of cake
"Would you like a bit of cake missus?"
"No ta."
*Walks back with cake
*Wife swipes the delicious moist centre pointy bit from my slice

 

[Toast]

Trains being delayed

My lad now gets the train to school.
Late, nearly everyday.

My eldest now fills in the delay claim forms everytime now.
They always send a travel voucher worth a few pence / quid.
He saved them all up and travelled up to Merseyside using them all at once.
The bird on the ticket office was fuming having to use each voucher separately.
My lad stood there, not remotely arsed in the slightest.
If everyone could be arsed filling out these forms it would cost these cowboy train companies serious money in the long term.

 

[stony]

People who are too lazy to press the button when they put the handbrake on. Savages.

 

[summerisle]

The sound of the summer : a thousand lawnmowers.

 

[Armel]

The sound of the summer : a thousand lawnmowers.

It's illegal to mow your lawn on a Sunday here.

 

[degsy]

People who are too lazy to press the button when they put the handbrake on. Savages.

The button is there to release the handbrake.
The ratchet click click click is so you...a) dont over tension the cable and render the hand brake useless in a short time and b) To stop it coming off

 

[degsy]

It's illegal to mow your lawn on a Sunday here.

I think its compulsory here, especially at 8.30

 

[summerisle]

In a few hours it will be time for the smell of a thousand barbecues.