minor things that make you fume

[Tigger]

Sugar tax, why should I suffer because of tubs of lard that can't control themselves.

 

[Tubey]

He was also out of order on breastfeeding too if I recall.

Yep. Can't stand the fella - typical elitist holier than thou who feels comfortable telling people what to do with zero regard for individual circumstances. He feels that because he can eat healthy on his income and perhaps his partner can breastfeed without difficulty, then everyone can and should.

Tosser.

 

[Baines' left foot]

People spending the day asking me if I hear 'yanny' or 'laurel' and shoving their phone in my face to listen to some bollocks.

Please just jump off a cliff you utter bellends.

Thankfully I haven’t come across that in real life yet but seeing people talk about it on Facebook etc. is tedious.

“OMG it’s literally like the dress thing like all over again!”

 

[Toast]

People spending the day asking me if I hear 'yanny' or 'laurel' and shoving their phone in my face to listen to some bollocks.

Please just jump off a cliff you utter bellends.

In the car it's Yanny.
On the telly is Laurel.

No idea how this works, but I'm sure it's easily explained.

 

[bol-uk]

..house next door but one has put two massive red banners out of the window. This is supposed to be a nice area. I’ll do everything I can not to walk or drive past that gaff.

Just get your RM ones ready

 

[chrismpw]

Sugar tax, why should I suffer because of tubs of lard that can't control themselves.

It's a peg for the government to hang a quiet tax increase on without losing votes. They're all around you mate.

First a government think tank think of an issue, next a bunch of well to do cronies from public school who are now journalists get whispered to, then it's all over the media like a rash, then we're told that it's a problem, then a bean counter produces figures from evidence selected to suit their arguments. Then, once public opinion turns to hate (of fatties, of those who drive diesel cars, petrol cars, smoke, drink etc) hey presto a tax appears and the sheep celebrate because the government are strong in the face of government generated hate.

 

[Eggs]

Just get your RM ones ready

..i’ve got a picture of me and that stupid Ronaldo statue at Madeira airport and it’s going straight on Facebook if the result is right.

 

[lancs blue]

..i’ve got a picture of me and that stupid Ronaldo statue at Madeira airport and it’s going straight on Facebook if the result is right.

Don' tell moshers he'll present the statue as s signing

 

[FC sexy xxx]

..i’ve got a picture of me and that stupid Ronaldo statue at Madeira airport and it’s going straight on Facebook if the result is right.

cracking museum though . The amount of stuff he has won is obscene.

Edit the statue I saw is next to his museum on the waterfront. I didn’t know there was one by the airport too .

 

[Eggs]

cracking museum though . The amount of stuff he has won is obscene.

..my favourite player of the modern era. Hope that’s still the case in 8 days time.

 

[madkiwi]

Harry didn't bother shaving

 

[Walken]

youtube trying to force me to watch those inbred lizards getting married, little hidden clicks to it everywhere, then claim the views when you accidentally hit it

 

[gonetomorrow]

..i’ve got a picture of me and that stupid Ronaldo statue at Madeira airport and it’s going straight on Facebook if the result is right.

Is that the one where he's grinning lopsidedly? I think it's really good!
They did another one, I think, which was more granite-jawed.

 

[Eggs]

Is that the one where he's grinning lopsidedly? I think it's really good!
They did another one, I think, which was more granite-jawed.

..that’s the one.

 

[chrismpw]

I really miss the old Wembley.

The new one just looks meh. Especially inside. And outside too. Nowt special.