Frang
Player Valuation: £70m
I go to loads of events, and take my own bottle of vodka with me, put it in my sprite bottle !
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I go to loads of events, and take my own bottle of vodka with me, put it in my sprite bottle !
chrismpw
Player Valuation: £70m
Good for you mate.
Though you realise that the biggest and harshest penalties in the UK justice system are reserved for those who interfere with the smooth flow of cash from the poor to the wealthy. Watch it.
FC sexy xxx
Player Valuation: £35m
Nah you have to go to the right kiosk , it happened to me against Utd in 2016 . 1st got charged £5 odd for a bottle . Kicked off at them then found a counter selling pints on the pump for the same price .
Flying insects that, having easily found their way into the house through one of the many open windows, doors, patio doors cannot for the life of them find their way out again. They spend hours battering their stupid heads against a random closed window with an open one within inches (well within easy flying distance anyway). 
A flea and a fly in a flue
Were imprisoned so what could they do?
Said the flea let us fly
Said the fly let us flee
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
Well it rhymes don't it?
A flea and a fly in a flue
Were imprisoned so what could they do?
Said the flea let us fly
Said the fly let us flee
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
Well it rhymes don't it?
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
Noisy buggers next door at it like beasts in the field. Tbf, the fella's got some stamina, but I hope he pays for it in the morning.
We should stick it to the man. How about everyone stops buying sugary drinks so we don't have to pay any extra tax. That will teach them. Not only that, we will also live longer therefore getting extra pension, nhs etc out of them
chrismpw
Player Valuation: £70m
You're right. They've created the next time bomb for the millennials (if they survive the trauma of growing up (it's so unfair)) to sort out.
Dafuq?
bigjonny
Player Valuation: £25m
Toast
Player Valuation: £80m
Ta mate.
Will get on that.
Inappropriate Language
people, especially footballers, who, after having been asked a question start off their answers with 'yeah, no'. WTF?... People who say 'squash' instead of 'quash' in relation to rumours or court cases.
why do footballers describe their goals in the present tense (or some sort of present tense?) and not the past tense......you know the typical post-match interviews which go something like this: 'well, scholesey's picked the ball up in midfield, he's passed it to giggsy out on the left, I've just seen a gap in the middle which has opened up after incey has occupied a few defenders and I've just got on the end of the cross for a simple tap in.'
and yes, footballers who use stupid, childish f*****g nick-names ending in 'ey' for their fellow team-mates.
why do footballers describe their goals in the present tense (or some sort of present tense?) and not the past tense......you know the typical post-match interviews which go something like this: 'well, scholesey's picked the ball up in midfield, he's passed it to giggsy out on the left, I've just seen a gap in the middle which has opened up after incey has occupied a few defenders and I've just got on the end of the cross for a simple tap in.'
and yes, footballers who use stupid, childish f*****g nick-names ending in 'ey' for their fellow team-mates.
Toast
Player Valuation: £80m
People who don't start a sentence about Man Utd players with a capital letter.
