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minor things that make you fume

The thought of having kids like this is really putting me off them altogether. Not to mention the state of poverty I’d be voluntarily getting myself in to.

You can train them all you like but some kids are just utter bastards that can’t be tamed.
the ideal scenario is probably to get someone sound with their own income preggers, then split up and be an every other weekend dad
 
The thought of having kids like this is really putting me off them altogether. Not to mention the state of poverty I’d be voluntarily getting myself in to.

You can train them all you like but some kids are just utter bastards that can’t be tamed.
I chose not to have kids, which immediately makes you repulsive to most potential partners. It did mean I could afford to retire at 50 though.

Would have been 45 but just before then I got married to someone who already had an almost adult daughter. Thus meant I needed a bigger house and suddenly had to work an extra 5 years to afford to buy tat.
 
I chose not to have kids, which immediately makes you repulsive to most potential partners. It did mean I could afford to retire at 50 though.

Would have been 45 but just before then I got married to someone who already had an almost adult daughter. Thus meant I needed a bigger house and suddenly had to work an extra 5 years to afford to buy tat.
I met a really nice girl on Saturday who doesn’t want kids. Might ask her to marry me.

I’m not totally against the idea but I just don’t want to struggle through life with fleeting moments of joy.
 

I met a really nice girl on Saturday who doesn’t want kids. Might ask her to marry me.

I’m not totally against the idea but I just don’t want to struggle through life with fleeting moments of joy.
Careful mate....they start out that way and a week after the wedding they’ve put on two stone and are wanting to start a family and move closer to their mothers!!
 
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I met a really nice girl on Saturday who doesn’t want kids. Might ask her to marry me.

I’m not totally against the idea but I just don’t want to struggle through life with fleeting moments of joy.
I met a really nice girl on Sunday who doesn’t want kids. She said she had met some right [Poor language removed] the night before
 

The thought of having kids like this is really putting me off them altogether. Not to mention the state of poverty I’d be voluntarily getting myself in to.

You can train them all you like but some kids are just utter bastards that can’t be tamed.
They all say that to start with mate, then once you`ve moved in with them, all the nasty sex stops, cushions start appearing everywhere and the warm up to them wanting a kid is getting a puppy.

Once you`re at the puppy stage, you may as well accept your fate.
 
I like watching the French Open Tennis but I can't make out the ball in the red clay background.

If I make the screen black and white it might better.
 

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