minor things that make you fume

Fricking sealant.

Now I consider myself a diy god, there are few jobs I won't attempt, or can't do to a reasonable standard.

Sealant isn't one of them any more. The more times I do it, the worse it becomes. No matter how much paper towel you use to help you on your way it's full at the first touch, your hand always finds the bit with the sealant on and it starts to spread all over everything else. Job looks an utter mess, and I look like I've been involved in a dirty protest.
 
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Walken said:
Literally every time that little juicer Nadal is losing the rain comes down, watch him come back out looking twice the player
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used the same doc as lance Armstrong and dissappered from the sport for 18 months whilst the doc was investgated!

make of that what you will
 

Toast said:
Ta.

He just never gets tired or slow down in his running speeds.

He's the tennis Kante.
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hes the tennis chris froome.

when the cops raided Ferrari's surgery, there were blood bags with his intials all over them.

I can imagine changing your blood the day after a huge 5 set match would transform you again. must have huge benefits in tennis matches which can go on for hours.

the blood bags are still held as eveidence , but there are solicitors trying to get them destroyed. apparently, barca and real players are amongst them too, as well as various other sportsmen
 
BigBlueNose said:
hes the tennis chris froome.

when the cops raided Ferrari's surgery, there were blood bags with his intials all over them.

I can imagine changing your blood the day after a huge 5 set match would transform you again. must have huge benefits in tennis matches which can go on for hours.

the blood bags are still held as eveidence , but there are solicitors trying to get them destroyed. apparently, barca and real players are amongst them too, as well as various other sportsmen
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Pep failed a drugs test as a player.
Would love to see the smug smile wiped right of his jumper wearing face if his barca side were at it.
 
When you’re in a night out with your mates or partner, having a good laugh, then a drunk stranger(s) intrudes on your night and then you’ve got to listen to them talk utter bollocks.
 


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