minor things that make you fume

[Toast]

thanks to the absolute whopper who has scraped my car in a car park and driven off.

seriously, thanks mate. i hope you step on lego bricks in bare feet

I see this everyday at work and my car is constantly being bumped.
About two weeks ago however, a fella proper hit a parked car and caused decent damage.
He started to drive off lively, only to have a blue light in his mirrors.
A copper had been in the shop buying his lunch and was sat eating it in the car and witnessed it all.
Priceless doesn't even cover it.

 

[scratchnsurf]

I have to have a quiet smirk with regards the constant claim that Norway is the home of the RS tourism industry.
On my first visit to the country three years ago I had my well rehearsed wum speech ready for when I bumped into one or two of them.
In the event in my admittedly short time there, I never saw any RS regalia being worn at all.
The only shirts I saw on display were Everton's by two lads off an offshore stand by vessel.

I know one Norwegian. He supports Liverpool.

 

[PhilM]

I know one Norwegian. He supports Liverpool.

I know three. They all support that shower!

 

[mezzrow]

Fume? This in the right thread? lol

A lifelong fume. Wouldn't you? It's a pretty name though. Easy enough to change an l to an i, still.

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

minor things that make Reidy fume... *tears

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

When you puke up and its the last meal you ate, then you cant stomach that food again for a while (sometimes forever) because the smell makes you pukey.

 

[gonetomorrow]

When you puke up and its the last meal you ate, then you cant stomach that food again for a while (sometimes forever) because the smell makes you pukey.

Do you know, the vicar was saying the very same thing to me yesterday?

 

[Sarnia Kevin]

I was clumsily trying to refer to the post today, turn up tomorrow bit of what first class once was. The term special delivery kind of (deliberately?) implies that heaven and earth will be moved to ensure it could turn up at it's destination just hours later, borne on the back of a trained eagle with the last leg performed by a man dressed all in black, using ropes and grappling hooks.

Or am I reading too much into the term 'special'?

You're probably right about why they call it "Special" delivery, but I never send anything that I want to actually need to arrive (regardless of value) by anything other than special delivery. And they've never let me down - yet!
I live in Warrington (shouts of "wool" from all directions - thanks boys) and see the constant stream of massive Royal Mail wagons going to and from the sorting centre. It's a huge operation and I'm surprised it works at all, never mind working as well as it does.

 

[Sarnia Kevin]

minor things that make Reidy fume... *tears

It's them bleeding Laandaners init! Wierd bunch lollol

 

[Groucho]

You're probably right about why they call it "Special" delivery, but I never send anything that I want to actually need to arrive (regardless of value) by anything other than special delivery. And they've never let me down - yet!
I live in Warrington (shouts of "wool" from all directions - thanks boys) and see the constant stream of massive Royal Mail wagons going to and from the sorting centre. It's a huge operation and I'm surprised it works at all, never mind working as well as it does.

Wool lol

 

[summerisle]

Do you know, the vicar was saying the very same thing to me yesterday?

What's it like in Dibley ?

 

[Groucho]

I was clumsily trying to refer to the post today, turn up tomorrow bit of what first class once was.

When I mentioned this in the PO they looked at me like I had 6 heads.

 

[goodisonopheliac]

Shark week.

 

[WA Toffee]

in a bar in Brisbane and there is a table of Irish people. As with every table of Irish people, there is one short p1sshead who needs a punching. The bar staff have chucked him out before he gets what he deserves.

 

[chrismpw]

Pop up gazebo. Check.
Up in under a minute, check
Down in under a minute, check.
Team of four professional packers taking 2 hours to cram it into the ridiculously small bag it came in and do up the zipper, check.

Just another inch or two of material would have made the world of difference.