Methuselah
Player Valuation: £35m
I'm fortunate that I have never had this problem. However, I have had in-growing toe nails. When I played football and at the beginning and end of the season when the ground was hard, I used to take my boots off after a game and my socks would be soaked with blood. I used to lose nails off both big toes every season and it was bliss when they came off.