minor things that make you fume

[Toast]

Just watched Andy Murray play British number 1 Kyle Edmund.

Murray lost second set 6-1.

Then turned into an utter petulant child, using every trick in the book, and screamed and moaned himself to a win.

Never liked him, but gave his achievements respect.. Him and his weirdo Ma can both do one.

 

[Toast]

Just been quoted £65 for a new battery for my watch.

Sixty Five actual pounds.

Took the watch back to the original shop.
Woman took it off me, gave a rather kinky gesture as she shaked it to get the kinetic working, and said I just need to keep it moving for a day or so, as there is NOTHING WRONG WITH IT !!

Robbing gets in the watch repair shop would have just taken me money for nothing I reckon, as it's now working fine.

 

[marsh]

Took the watch back to the original shop.
Woman took it off me, gave a rather kinky gesture as she shaked it to get the kinetic working, and said I just need to keep it moving for a day or so, as there is NOTHING WRONG WITH IT !!

Robbing gets in the watch repair shop would have just taken me money for nothing I reckon, as it's now working fine.

Maybe she has magic hands lol

 

[Methuselah]

Been having trouble with my car door (drivers door). Wouldn't close properly which meant the car alarm kept going off. I was concerned about it going off in the night waking the street up. Woke up a couple of times in the night but didn't hear anything then this morning a neighbour said it had been going off in the night. Took it into the Dealer in Slough. Nightmare journey in rush hour. Through Slough Trading Estate, traffic lights every 150 yards for about 2 miles, always on red.
As I hadn't booked an appointment I had to wait for someone to come available. Waited an hour and a half then they got it sorted. I asked how much the charge was and had my first bit of luck - 'no charge' they said!

 

[GwladysBlue]

Sky already starting the Love-in for Gary Neville and Jamie Carragher ahead of the new season.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Sky already starting the Love-in for Gary Neville and Jamie Carragher ahead of the new season.

So all has been forgiven and forgotten I see.

*spits in little girl’s face

 

[GwladysBlue]

So all has been forgiven and forgotten I see.

*spits in little girl’s face

Of course. Sky can’t go upsetting the cult by sacking one of their heroes.

 

[ClausThomsen]

The rate at which my PC's wireless mouse goes through batteries. I'm going back to wired.

 

[tommytowne]

Football related.
Spied my hoop when I got my usual morning offering of Groupon offers.
So I was intrigued by the offer of "shorts football pyjamas" and decided to have a bead at which clubs were available.
There was a choice of seven. Seven I thought, I wonder if the blue boys are in the selection amongst the usual suspects.
Manure, Citeh, Spuds, Gooners, Chelsea, RS and guess who?


West Ham??????????????????????

 

[Jamo Martinez]

I once worked nights for months and used to do all the family shopping on my break.

It was so much easier and less hassle.

It also made me realise that there's a community of insomniacs, who hang around every 24 hr supermarket at night !

if you see one with a mohawk and a combat jacket, try not to annoy him

 

[COYBL25]

if you see one with a mohawk and a combat jacket, try not to annoy him

lol

 

[dholliday]

People, or companies, that say they're "working really hard" on whatever. What are they trying to prove and to whom? The latest muppet is Luke Shaw as I was reading the match-report of Man U-Leicester: "I’ve worked really hard over pre-season".

Well good for you putting your team-mates under pressure to say the same crafty bollocks, thereby infesting the world with yet more insecure platitudes.

 

[COYBL25]

Not a fume as such, but teenage girls smoking whacking great spliffs, is not a good look.

 

[chrismpw]

When you're typing a reply to a thread, which you think will be insightful first response, only to find you can't post it because the thread's already been locked!

Here instead! (Carragher thread by @heathinatorefc asking why Carragher was still on sky) I wrote:
'If you were a blue, you'd know because the cosy relationship between the rs and the media had been discussed at length.

If you were a rs, who just signed up, starting a thread to lance a boil just for a laugh, so you could go laughing back to rawk saying, "hear look what I did," you'd ask just that question. "

Glad it was locked though. Clearly a rs fish hook.

 

[Toffee in Jandals]

.... just arrived in my hotel room after a long working day out-of-town, and I find towels/flannels neatly placed on the bed. I'm sorry, they belong in the bathroom, not on the bed.