minor things that make you fume

[MarkK1988]

theres a fella in my work whos got gray hair, but some bits of it seem died blonde. dont really get it surely go all or nothing

hes a bit of an oddball anyway

 

[chango]

people of cornwall now complaining of too many tourists.

careful what you wish for...

 

[Nobby Nobbs]

Hotel toaster never known one to work properly

 

[evertonandchelmsford]

People that say damp squid instead of squib

 

[larbert toffee]

People that say damp squid instead of squib

Or here's that sick squib I owe yer.......

 

[Mozza1987]

That you can’t pay by card in a taxi. I know one taxi firm do have card readers yet when I went to get into one at a taxi rank he tells me I can’t use it unless I call the taxi firm to book a taxi and then he will use it. Basically because he wants to dodge tax which he openly said to me.

 

[GwladysPhil]

That you can’t pay by card in a taxi. I know one taxi firm do have card readers yet when I went to get into one at a taxi rank he tells me I can’t use it unless I call the taxi firm to book a taxi and then he will use it. Basically because he wants to dodge tax which he openly said to me.

Get on Uber.

 

[LEONARD]

Went into my newsagent at 8-30am this morning, bitterly disappointed.

The Echo souvenir special, 'Liverpool FC Champions 2018-19, was completely sold out.

 

[larrygobfiend]

People who put "no" at the end of a sentence. For example:"it tastes good, no?".

You're not Rafael Benitez you try hard bulbs!

 

[Frang]

oh my god, these lewis Hamilton ads before and after the ad breaks on sky sports news.

just do one ya massive tit

 

[BlueIsTheColour]

people who call holidays holibobs, yes u are so bright and upbeat that's you've thought of a fun and playful word to put on facebook when all you really want to do is boast to everyone that you are going on holiday.

 

[Toast]

Out of necessity, I've had to drive past Stonehenge twice this week, how on earth do local residents put up with that A303 road ?
Kinell, it's murder.

 

[roydo]

Out of necessity, I've had to drive past Stonehenge twice this week, how on earth do local residents put up with that A303 road ?
Kinell, it's murder.

Same as we cope with the M5 south of Bristol on any Friday afternoon/Bank Holiday. Stay away from it if at all possible.

 

[SiEdmo]

people who call holidays holibobs, yes u are so bright and upbeat that's you've thought of a fun and playful word to put on facebook when all you really want to do is boast to everyone that you are going on holiday.

cant stand it, middle aged people speaking like babies to show how positive they are, do one!

anyway, off for my smokeyokey breakyaches

 

[Toast]

cant stand it, middle aged people speaking like babies to show how positive they are, do one!

anyway, off for my smokeyokey breakyaches

Saw a woman and her kid at a theme park over the weekend.
Taking selfies and doing the whole, posting everything online thing for all to see.

Moments later, the kid is throwing a massive wobbler and causing a right scene.

Muttered under my breath, but loud enough for her to hear, "I bet she doesn't post this on her Instagram' and I walked away feeling much better.