minor things that make you fume

[Walken]

People saying 'Simples' as if it's something funny or clever.

Having to spend £3.80 for a pack of stamps when I only want to send one letter. An utter disgrace.

with you on that one, people saying 'how very dare you' is up there, yeah keep quoting a talentless loudmouth

 

[Baines' left foot]

My inability to walk up a flight of stairs properly.

Every time my brain is like "Let's take two at a time YEEEAAAHHH!!!" which is always a little bit of a stretch. I'll then revert back to the good old fashioned one step at a time and then it feels like I'm going nowhere!

 

[SteRobbo84]

Girlfriend using my PS4 for iPlayer and leaving the controller on so when I come to play on it, it needs charging!

 

[SteRobbo84]

Not being able to put on them protective film things on the screen of my mobile without a thousand bubbles!

 

[degsy]

i) Brisbaners inability to go round a turn right/filter/green arrow at any more than snails pace... but give them an Orange, or even a red and they shoot through at warp speed.
ii)When taking an early morning or evening constitutional ( in the suburbs ) they persist in walking in the road, sometimes on the 'wrong' side of the road, with dark clothing in poor light, I've even seen people pushing babies in push chairs in the road...WHEN THERE IS A PERFECTLY GOOD 'KIN PAVEMENT

 

[ArtetaMoney]

When you've got an itchy ringpiece but you're in a busy public place, so you can't proper dig in to scratch it without looking like you're trying to slip yourself a digit.*



*However, this is followed by pure bliss when you finally do get a chance to scratch it.

 

[SteRobbo84]

Miralas/Miralles, Distan, Pienar, Lakaku.

 

[degsy]

When you've got an itchy ringpiece but you're in a busy public place, so you can't proper dig in to scratch it without looking like you're trying to slip yourself a digit.*



*However, this is followed by pure bliss when you finally do get a chance to scratch it.

second only to a good tomtit in the relief stakes

 

[Boss_Blue]

@chicoazul starting threads that aren't the Sunderland preview the night before the game.

FFS

 

[Professor Toffee]

Shrugging, I hate shrugging!

 

[RAFUH]

Shrugging, I hate shrugging!

Eh...doesn't bother me


*shugs

 

[Walken]

i) Brisbaners inability to go round a turn right/filter/green arrow at any more than snails pace... but give them an Orange, or even a red and they shoot through at warp speed.
ii)When taking an early morning or evening constitutional ( in the suburbs ) they persist in walking in the road, sometimes on the 'wrong' side of the road, with dark clothing in poor light, I've even seen people pushing babies in push chairs in the road...WHEN THERE IS A PERFECTLY GOOD 'KIN PAVEMENT

you know the solution to this, it's the only way they will learn

 

[bignev23]

My computers spell checker being Americanized with Z's everwhere amongst other strange spellings.... I can get it wrong myself without your help thanks.

 

[Professor Toffee]

Eh...doesn't bother me


*shugs

But shruggers generally don't speak, it's the silent shrug that does my head in

 

[Simo]

Couriers that cant read instructions to ring you cos you know your not gonna be there when they deliver. Re-attempt the following day and fail again. But they can [poor language removed] fill out their card alright tho eh !