minor things that make you fume

[Baines' left foot]

I'm quite a tall guy, in fact very tall. When I pass by, people seem to lose their manners and just look at me or whisper something. Not necessarily a bad thing but annoys me sometimes as I wouldn't stop and stare at a dwarf or a fat person.

“Bloody hell, how tall are YOU?!?!?”

 

[Toast]

I'm quite a tall guy, in fact very tall. When I pass by, people seem to lose their manners and just look at me or whisper something. Not necessarily a bad thing but annoys me sometimes as I wouldn't stop and stare at a dwarf or a fat person.

Do you play basketball ?

What's the weather like up there ?

 

[devogue]

Do you play basketball ?

What's the weather like up there ?

 

[YoboCopter]

I'm quite a tall guy, in fact very tall. When I pass by, people seem to lose their manners and just look at me or whisper something. Not necessarily a bad thing but annoys me sometimes as I wouldn't stop and stare at a dwarf or a fat person.

How tall?

 

[Frang]

The fact a lad who owed loads of child maintenance won, then appeared on the ad, and his ex smashed him for the dosh means I cannot agree with you on this mate.

The winners always look like they come from deprived area's, that's why I play it, in with a chance!

 

[PITA]

"Tomato sauce," eh? Well la-di-da. Us common folk call it red sauce.

Can we assume that you also call mint sauce ‘green sauce’?

 

[FC sexy xxx]

I do it on purpose, who wants a big raw yellow blob in their sandwich?

Me

 

[FC sexy xxx]

I'm quite a tall guy, in fact very tall. When I pass by, people seem to lose their manners and just look at me or whisper something. Not necessarily a bad thing but annoys me sometimes as I wouldn't stop and stare at a dwarf or a fat person.

What’s happening Lurch

 

[COYBL25]

What’s happening Lurch

You rang master ?

 

[mawders]

Why are you telling a random woman on the internet to wash the dishes?

Put the dinner on, love ;-)

 

[goodisonopheliac]

Put the dinner on, love ;-)

Sure. I'll make sure to put some cyanide in it.

 

[degsy]

Sure. I'll make sure to put some cyanide in it.

@mawders might make sure he eats it

 

[Nymzee]

When I go to Asda for sausage rolls and they’ve ran out.

 

[summerisle]

When I go to Asda for sausage rolls and they’ve ran out.

Make your own, they're nicer.

 

[Nymzee]

Make your own, they're nicer.

Make? MAKE? That, sir, requires effort.