minor things that make you fume

[Groucho]

Drivers in average speed sections on the motorway who slam on when they see the yellow cameras. Doing 90mph for 2 miles and then slamming on to 40mph for the yellow camera is not going to help you.

Sometimes I think I’m the only person who knows what average means.

 

[efcforever]

People who stand chatting in Tesco bang in front of the milk, bread or shelves containing other necessary items. Some of them allow their kids to wander about the aisle unsupervised too.
Tesco should employ floor walkers with cattle prods to keep everything moving.

And then when you politely ask them to move you get a dirty look.

 

[gonetomorrow]

And then when you politely ask them to move you get a dirty look.

"What's your problem, pal?"

 

[Baines' left foot]

Lane hoggers. Was on a section of motorway with 5 lanes at the weekend and of course there’s idiots doing 60 in the furthest outside lane despite most other lanes free. I undertook them safely and the tits put their full beams on to blind me because they’re upset that I’m in their lane.

 

[SiEdmo]

People who take musical instruments to an England match.

Should be on a register.

what a strange quick check before leaving the house too

keys, phone, wallet, train pass, ciggies, trombone

 

[SiEdmo]

people who when leaving lime street in the morning ignore the queue to get through the barrier and just walk to the front

if anyone on here is one of them you are a grade A beaut and I hope you injure youself

basically anyone who thinks their time is more important than others

 

[chrissyjack]

People who stand chatting in Tesco bang in front of the milk, bread or shelves containing other necessary items. Some of them allow their kids to wander about the aisle unsupervised too.
Tesco should employ floor walkers with cattle prods to keep everything moving.

And the ones who stand at a shelf for ages trying to decide which , bread , soup , biscuits , cheese ..etc . You then go to another aisle for stuff , get back and they’re still there trying to decide which bread , soup etc. Just pick one and koff

 

[BlueIsTheColour]

When I buy something at the grocery store only to find out when I get home that it is already expired.

wow how long did it take you to walk home!?

 

[BlueIsTheColour]

Had a mate who worked on them say that they’re set to 57mph average.

for the 50 mph zones u mean?

 

[messymascot]

And the ones who stand at a shelf for ages trying to decide which , bread , soup , biscuits , cheese ..etc . You then go to another aisle for stuff , get back and they’re still there trying to decide which bread , soup etc. Just pick one and koff

Probably buy the same they did all the previous weeks but repeat this process to fade. I have actually seen the same person do it. I can't get in and out quick enough.

 

[GwladysBlue]

for the 50 mph zones u mean?

Yeah, the average speeds that are set to 50mph through roadworks are triggered at 57mph, according to him. Not that I’d recommend you do that. I just stick to doing 50mph, I don’t see the point in risking it.

 

[COYBL25]

what a strange quick check before leaving the house too

keys, phone, wallet, train pass, ciggies, trombone

You missed out pen for signing the register at the nearest Police Station

 

[SiEdmo]

You missed out pen for signing the register at the nearest Police Station

nah they are already on an international watch list hahaha

 

[COYBL25]

And the ones who stand at a shelf for ages trying to decide which , bread , soup , biscuits , cheese ..etc . You then go to another aisle for stuff , get back and they’re still there trying to decide which bread , soup etc. Just pick one and koff

Yellow sticker day is the worse.

It`s like a horde of geriatric locusts have descended all at once, just to try and pounce on a loaf of bread that`s been marked down by 10p lol

 

[Baines' left foot]

Yeah, the average speeds that are set to 50mph through roadworks are triggered at 57mph, according to him. Not that I’d recommend you do that. I just stick to doing 50mph, I don’t see the point in risking it.

I hate bell end lorry drivers that insist on driving at 56.7mph tailgating knowing they won’t get caught but are oblivious to the fact that normal people driving a lot at 50mph don’t know/won’t risk this. Can’t stand lorry drivers, absolute bullies.