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minor things that make you fume

In the leisure centre before watching my grandson swimming when a phone rings and this is how the conversation went,..what's appenin lad ye sound kid don't forget the kings kick off at 12 lad, alrite lad I will get on you laters lad..the conversation stopped I looked around to see who was talking and the fella was at least 55, ....what a absolute clunt.
I don't follow..
 
In the leisure centre before watching my grandson swimming when a phone rings and this is how the conversation went,..what's appenin lad ye sound kid don't forget the kings kick off at 12 lad, alrite lad I will get on you laters lad..the conversation stopped I looked around to see who was talking and the fella was at least 55, ....what a absolute clunt.
Recently, I had to read some inappropriate messages from an adult female to a 13 year old girl they went something like "u are everyfink to me....can't stop finkin about you...love u likkle pwincess" I was gobsmacked.
 

OMG! My other half has just opened a bag of crisps, tipped them onto a plate and is now eating them off the plate. I may stab him to death....who does stuff like that?!!
Quite right, he should pour them on to his sandwich, then push the other slice down hard and scrunch them up like normal people
 

Working away again this week. Got into Nottingham earlier and missus rang me. ‘I tidied your wardrobe earlier and guess what I found?.’ Me, sweating (although I’ve got nothing to hide, for some reason I was worried), ‘err, what have you found?.
‘One blue trainer and one grey one’, she says.
‘Ahh [Poor language removed], well they’re both the same type so I’ll just wear them and look a bit daft’.

I’ve just unpacked, and they’re both right feet.
Getting a taxi into town at six for tea.
I’ve got a choice of my minging work boots/two different colour right feet Gazelles, or my running shoes, which I’m now going running in, so they will be soaked in sweat.
 
Working away again this week. Got into Nottingham earlier and missus rang me. ‘I tidied your wardrobe earlier and guess what I found?.’ Me, sweating (although I’ve got nothing to hide, for some reason I was worried), ‘err, what have you found?.
‘One blue trainer and one grey one’, she says.
‘Ahh [Poor language removed], well they’re both the same type so I’ll just wear them and look a bit daft’.

I’ve just unpacked, and they’re both right feet.
Getting a taxi into town at six for tea.
I’ve got a choice of my minging work boots/two different colour right feet Gazelles, or my running shoes, which I’m now going running in, so they will be soaked in sweat.
Plenty of shoe shops in Nottingham. Open your wallet you scruff. lol
 

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