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Lololol that happened to me todayWhen you spend 10 mins trying to open up a fresh bin bag. Rubbing your thumbs together for naff all to happen.
Oh dear me Andy how are you doing today.My tortoise... it’s inside and just crawling into every stupid place it can tonight and getting stuck.... gonna boil the thing alive in a minute
Hi mate long time no speak how are you getting on.School crossing attendants who stop you for adults
Were you visiting Swindon by any chance? This is Swindon 100%I was out and about at the weekend and was walking on a narrow path with a couple walking side by side towards me. I thought one would move out the way but they didn’t and the only options I had was stand my ground or jump in to the hedge as it was only wide enough for two people. I did the former and our shoulders clashed and the bloke tried to be funny with me as if it was my fault. Utter moron.
Using a knife and fork I hope.OMG! My other half has just opened a bag of crisps, tipped them onto a plate and is now eating them off the plate. I may stab him to death....who does stuff like that?!!
Sleeping behind bars is a Scouse safety blanket I believe.The 2 year old deciding that sleep is no longer required because we've turned his cot into a bed. Apparently the sides of the cot where super relaxing for him.
Phones in the gym. People ‘resting’ for 3 minutes at a time between sets. Even saw someone playing candy crush ffs.
I do as well, it’s a great way to track your progress. It’s just so frustrating seeing 10 machines in a row with people staring at their phones.I use my phone to record weight increase etc but I know what you mean, when there's no benches left and some scrote is siting there glaring at his phone.
There's a serious issue with Chinese lads doing this for some reason in my gym. I honestly think they believe all they have to do is be in the gym to count as exercise.