chrismpw
Player Valuation: £70m
This is the "minor things that make you fume" thread, mate. Not the "things that inflicts fumes on others" thread.
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minor things that make you fume
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chrismpw
Player Valuation: £70m
So what you did, in the end, was: you switched it off and then on again and that fixed it. A computer.
And without sawdust?
A miracle.
chrismpw
Player Valuation: £70m
I hear your pain. The time taken for some people to prepare for a night out has been a source of bemusement and bafflement to me my entire life. I literally need around 4 minutes from the formation of the idea to leaving the front door. This involves a quick brush up and change. 3 of these minutes is spent looking for my wallet and keys.
Anything longer is narcissism.
SteRobbo84
Player Valuation: Two Pokémon cards & a Pepperami
I didn't even have to get it fixed at The Lisbon!
Toast
Player Valuation: £80m
Comedian John Bishop sells mansion to HS2 for £6.8m
The stand-up comedian has previously been an outspoken critic of the controversial £55bn project.
www.bbc.co.uk
Words fail me.
sageyefc
Player Valuation: £90m
Guess it pays to be a crap comedianComedian John Bishop sells mansion to HS2 for £6.8m
The stand-up comedian has previously been an outspoken critic of the controversial £55bn project.www.bbc.co.uk
Words fail me.
Gwladysover
Player Valuation: £35m
Saw an elderly lady with a younger woman in our local supermarket. The old lady picked up a packet of biscuits only to be told " I said no food shopping today or we go straight home! " "I think your Dad might like some biscuits" "Pick them up and we're straight home, no going shopping" Old lady takes biscuits to the till " Right, that's it! Straight in the car, if you can't do as you're told! "
She's your mother for crying out loud, she's not a toddler, show a bit of respect!
Rant over.
She's your mother for crying out loud, she's not a toddler, show a bit of respect!
Rant over.
Frang
Player Valuation: £70m
At what time did you decide to go out?!
goodisonopheliac
Player Valuation: £30m
11pm. And we didn't even go out, we ended up ordering Chinese.
Jeez, I hope I never treat my mum like that.
Frang
Player Valuation: £70m
Oh right.
Lickle eric
Player Valuation: £30m
Channel flickers.
That is all.
That is all.
The people who come out of the match who, even after a convincing victory with lots of positives, look straight for the negatives in either the score or players.
Comedian John Bishop sells mansion to HS2 for £6.8m
The stand-up comedian has previously been an outspoken critic of the controversial £55bn project.www.bbc.co.uk
Words fail me.
Apparently he " had no choice " but to accept their offer !!!!!
I`m hoping Frankie Boyle gets hold of this and gives it the treatment.
chrismpw
Player Valuation: £70m
Which minds me if yoofs (ie anybody under 50 who seem pathological incapable of listening to an entire song. It's literally 15 seconds of one track, overstated delight at it, bored, flick to next track, overstated delight, 15s later bored, next track....
Mind you the kind of music I hear such people play I can't blame them for the boredom, but listen to the entire work ffs.
You wouldn't go to a gallery and only look at the bottom left hand corner of a painting.
chrismpw
Player Valuation: £70m
It seems that every time I go to use a banking app on my phone I first have to update it.
By the time that's done I've forgotten why I wanted to use the sodding thing. Just sort out your security and leave the damn thing alone ffs.
Twenty years ago you didn't wander into a bank only to be told "sorry sir, come back in five minutes we're just changing our bank vault for a new one."
By the time that's done I've forgotten why I wanted to use the sodding thing. Just sort out your security and leave the damn thing alone ffs.
Twenty years ago you didn't wander into a bank only to be told "sorry sir, come back in five minutes we're just changing our bank vault for a new one."