Pienaar's gloves
Player Valuation: £35m
When the Toffee girl smashes your head in with an Everton mint from twenty yards.
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When someone parks over your drive, worst act of selfishness ever.Just got in and it's happened again.
Gonna give it 10 mins then smash window, remove handbrake and move it myself.
Film it for us please, and their reaction.
When the people on checkouts commentate on the food you have bought "oh having chicken tonight are we" "oh lads night is it with these budweisers" completely annoys me.
Mate at uni got his finger stuck in a bottle last year - [Poor language removed]. I was sent to the Tesco in town at 10pm to buy baby oil and the lady on the till started with the jokes. I wanted to kill her.
By the time I got home, they'd got it out with washing up liquid.
It wasn't even worth the 'banter'.
When the people on checkouts commentate on the food you have bought "oh having chicken tonight are we" "oh lads night is it with these budweisers" completely annoys me.
People saying that I moan about everything.
No I don't
Not that this'll make you feel any better, but its not illegal to park across an empty drive. Parking across an occupied drive and restricting someones ability to leave their drive, is illegal.When someone parks over your drive, worst act of selfishness ever.Just got in and it's happened again.
Gonna give it 10 mins then smash window, remove handbrake and move it myself.
Yoghurt pots with ridges and indentations all over the inside meaning you lose at least a spoonful to the pot. The nicer the yoghurt, the more you end up relinquishing.
Also, pots with false bottoms. That wrecks my head.