The dog has just ripped the Mrs really, really expensive slippers to bits whilst I've been sat on my arse watching the golf.
She's due back in a mo from the shops.
Hiding them is the obvious solution here, but what to do later on when she wants to wear them..
Sake.
The truth, blame the dog, but leave out the bit about sitting on your arse ?
It`s not a lie, just not the whole truth
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