minor things that make you fume

[gonetomorrow]

People do that to me on the bus or on treadmills at the gym, why go on the one right next to me or one away when you've past about 10 that are free

Fancy a game of snooker in the morning? You enter a vast dark room and the numpty on reception has booked you on the table next to the only other table in use. So you're having to avoid bumping arses with another gent as you compile your twenty break.

 

[duncs pigeon]

Pulling into supermarket carpark, see a space and go to turn in, and some idle so and so has left a trolley there.

 

[COYBL25]

When you only find colleague has died thru social media.

Grateful.

But wtf.

It`s tragic that that`s all their life seemed to amount too, a footnote on Facebook.

 

[Daz1878]

It`s tragic that that`s all their life seemed to amount too, a footnote on Facebook.

I'll be grateful if mine adds up to as much

 

[Daz1878]

People who sit in front of you in the cinema when there are plenty seats available. Ruins my day I can tell you.

This. Can't stand it, because most people I ever encounter in the cinema have an IQ lower than the 3-week-old cucumber I found at the back of my fridge last week (at least as far as cinema etiquette is concerned). If they're stupid enough to sit in front of me in an otherwise-empty cinema, chances are they're the sort of bell who'll talk/text etc. all the way through the film.

Mate of mine is much more pragmatic - sat in an empty cinema, one other guy comes in and sits in the seat right in front. My mate told him to 'koff - and he did, straight to a seat at the other and. A fine example of how diplomacy is often overrated...

 

[Tipp blue]

A student spoiled the end of avengers for me on monday, the rest of the class had a right laugh at the good of it.. I went to see it on Tuesday night, turns out his spoiler was accurate, so I did what any sane person would do, created a PowerPoint that started off with ocean currents (the actual topic) and every so often there was a spoiler for older movies that I figured they would look at some time, planet of the apes, Arlington road, seven, the sixth sense and the usual suspects all spoiled.

 

[Toast]

A student spoiled the end of avengers for me on monday, the rest of the class had a right laugh at the good of it.. I went to see it on Tuesday night, turns out his spoiler was accurate, so I did what any sane person would do, created a PowerPoint that started off with ocean currents (the actual topic) and every so often there was a spoiler for older movies that I figured they would look at some time, planet of the apes, Arlington road, seven, the sixth sense and the usual suspects all spoiled.

The Game

The Crying Game

 

[ClausThomsen]

This. Can't stand it, because most people I ever encounter in the cinema have an IQ lower than the 3-week-old cucumber I found at the back of my fridge last week (at least as far as cinema etiquette is concerned). If they're stupid enough to sit in front of me in an otherwise-empty cinema, chances are they're the sort of bell who'll talk/text etc. all the way through the film.

Mate of mine is much more pragmatic - sat in an empty cinema, one other guy comes in and sits in the seat right in front. My mate told him to 'koff - and he did, straight to a seat at the other and. A fine example of how diplomacy is often overrated...

I hate people who go during the day/afternoon but act like it's a Friday / Saturday night screening and talk, slurp, rustle and chew all the way through it. Boomers usually.

Why can't they just sit there and watch the film?

 

[ClausThomsen]

The number of utter idiots who when they sign their name on my scanner when I deliver their parcel, laugh.

Do you do that when you open a bank account, apply for a passport, or any other time you sign your name? No. So why, you cretinous lumps, is my scanner amusing?

Kin mutants.

"Hahaha! I hate these things, it never looks anything like my signature! Hahahaha!"

 

[Tipp blue]

The number of utter idiots who when they sign their name on my scanner when I deliver their parcel, laugh.

Do you do that when you open a bank account, apply for a passport, or any other time you sign your name? No. So why, you cretinous lumps, is my scanner amusing?

Kin mutants.

I detest those scanners, I just scribble on them, they seldom preform properly and are utterly frustrating, essentially the Everton of the technology world.

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

I hate people who go during the day/afternoon but act like it's a Friday / Saturday night screening and talk, slurp, rustle and chew all the way through it. Boomers usually.

Why can't they just sit there and watch the film?

Don't get me started on Movie goers. I have thought about how much it might cost to just hire the whole movie theater for my family to watch alone... might be worth it.
One occurrence in Martinsburg West Virginia where some kids on the back row were being noisy, laughing inappropriately and throwing peanut M&M's during the final Harry Potter episode, I got up and told them to shut the F up. They waited for me outside - about 5 of them - with malintent I am sure. However when they saw I was with my 3 little kids they backed off. Except of course for the usual one mouthy one. Thankfully there was a cop outside the Cinema and he stepped in so violence was averted. Never been back to that godforsaken town since.

 

[roydo]

I detest those scanners, I just scribble on them, they seldom preform properly and are utterly frustrating, essentially the Everton of the technology world.

They mean I get paid, so get a pass from me.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Every time I stay late in work the same motormouths are here and talk to me constantly. Christ lads I’m not here because I want to be.

 

[Tree13]

The modern trend of declaring every vaguely inclement period of weather a storm, and then giving it a name. Childish behaviour.

 

[Tree13]

Don't get me started on Movie goers. I have thought about how much it might cost to just hire the whole movie theater for my family to watch alone... might be worth it.
One occurrence in Martinsburg West Virginia where some kids on the back row were being noisy, laughing inappropriately and throwing peanut M&M's during the final Harry Potter episode, I got up and told them to shut the F up. They waited for me outside - about 5 of them - with malintent I am sure. However when they saw I was with my 3 little kids they backed off. Except of course for the usual one mouthy one. Thankfully there was a cop outside the Cinema and he stepped in so violence was averted. Never been back to that godforsaken town since.

Martinsburg Sheriff's Department have subsequently released a still taken from CCTV at the cinema...