minor things that make you fume

[zandvoort blue]

This on cheese on toast.

Last time I flew there was a French family (mother with two kids) directly behind me in the queue to board the plane. Older kid was a boy about nine years old, and he was screaming the house down about having to carry his own bag (a little backpack for in the cabin). Mother dearest is completely oblivious to the fact that it's not on for a kid to make such a bloody racket and just absently tells him every few seconds to stop being silly, to absolutely no effect. I turned around and bellowed "Shall I carry that heavy bag for you?", took it off of him and turned my back. Little fecker shut up immediately.

When we got to the cabin door, I turned back to him, handed him his bag and said "Gentlemen carry their bags without whining." Mrs. Tree was mortified, but admitted she had expected me to kick him.

Ahh oui. The French. My favorite European brothers. And all the finer human beings for being crammed together on an aircraft, trying to out ponce each other. You did well to avoid the wrath of the maman for having upset her petit prince tbf

 

[Professor Toffee]

Players not being sent off for two footed tackles!

 

[evertoniandy]

Match of the Day making us look like we were the villains yesterday, when being at the game, it was an entirely different story.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Sigh

 

[Paulie]

People that say 'me thinks'.

 

[Lids1978]

Sigh

Thats just actually lol byran. Id be fairly certain your man "eddie" is on a wind up judging by his last comment re declaring taxes etc. however not on Faceache but a chap up the north of ireland tells me a young lad he knew put up a pic of a load of drugs n said "party in my gaff lads" and was promptly raided n arrested !

 

[Paulie]

Them snides on your own team in Sunday League football that go missing when the nets need putting up.

 

[bluemangroup]

My cat getting stuck in a draw for a day and popping out and shitting me up.

 

[RAFUH]

Law firms "ambulance chasing" in TV ads.

Call us if you've had xxxx while taking this medication and we will start a frivolous lawsuit.

 

[Groucho]

Law firms "ambulance chasing" in TV ads.

Call us if you've had xxxx while taking this medication and we will start a frivolous lawsuit.

Does my head in, that.

Cynical and litigious to the extreme.

 

[squonk]

Women in the Mens Department when you go shopping for clothes. Is 75% of the shop not enough for them ? No. You can't go a check out a new pair of kecks without having to wade your way through countless women going through the clothes in the mens area. Stick to the womens area and leave ours to us please.

 

[ToffeeDoug]

Adverts for foodstuffs, products etc for babies and young children that include the "mum's know best" comments. Don't dads care then, or ever go shopping?

 

[ArtetaMoney]

There's a lad in my work who chews chewie all the time, but loudly with his mouth open. I had to walk out the room this morning cos it was annoying me that much.

 

[Baines' left foot]

My cat getting stuck in a draw for a day and popping out and shitting me up.

I think we all know what kind of 'cat' you're talking about here.

 

[bluemangroup]

I think we all know what kind of 'cat' you're talking about here.

My pet cat. My actual pet cat mate. The furry one with the whiskers and tail mate. That one.