minor things that make you fume

[roydo]

Doorbells that talk to you.

Honestly.

 

[summerisle]

Unripe pears. Just fancied a juicy pear earlier. Bought two conference pears from Sainsbury’s but rock hard. I’ve left the other in my van to ripen over the weekend for a juicy snack Monday, hopefully. I don’t eat enough fruit really.

You can ripen fruit by putting it in a brown paper bag with a ripe banana or apple.

 

[Parker]

All of these whiny little manc GS's crying about their team being just as crap as the rest of us. Seen one dad saying how his kids had a season ticket for 6 years and it's been a struggle. They've won 5 trophies in that time and clubs like Bury have ceased to be.

 

[Johnniepk]

Queuing in the barber's behind some proper well groomed beard types who are taking bloody ages having every hair washed and trimmed to perfection.

Koff will yous.

there should be queues for people who know what they are doing. A queue at the cashpoint who just want £50 and another for those who want to check everything including their horoscope.
At the post office, one for people who just want to send a parcel. Another for those who want to hand in bags of slummy, put 50p on the water, card and Send cash to their Prince in Nigeria.
in the petrol station ,one for people who have put petrol in their car and just want to pay for that as they have somewhere to drive to.
Another for those who bought a splash of juice but also have a loaf, a packet of oreos , a parcel for Hermes and then can't remember which pump they used.

Isn't life grand...I love being a Victor

 

[mawders]

Queuing in the barber's behind some proper well groomed beard types who are taking bloody ages having every hair washed and trimmed to perfection.

Koff will yous.

Don't forget the beard oil

 

[PITA]

there should be queues for people who know what they are doing. A queue at the cashpoint who just want £50 and another for those who want to check everything including their horoscope.
At the post office, one for people who just want to send a parcel. Another for those who want to hand in bags of slummy, put 50p on the water, card and Send cash to their Prince in Nigeria.
in the petrol station ,one for people who have put petrol in their car and just want to pay for that as they have somewhere to drive to.
Another for those who bought a splash of juice but also have a loaf, a packet of oreos , a parcel for Hermes and then can't remember which pump they used.

Isn't life grand...I love being a Victor

Have you been introduced to @chrismpw ?

 

[chrismpw]

Have you been introduced to @chrismpw ?

Are you mad? If people like me and @Johnniepk get close enough a critical mass can be established which could detonate and destroy the planet.

In other news: cheeky bugger. I was I a good mood today.

 

[Gwladysover]

Out for a walk with the grandkids and dogs this afternoon in our local country park, noticed a bloke fishing whilst sitting next to a large "No Fishing" sign. Could I find a ranger to report it? Of course not.

 

[tommye]

Out for a walk with the grandkids and dogs this afternoon in our local country park, noticed a bloke fishing whilst sitting next to a large "No Fishing" sign. Could I find a ranger to report it? Of course not.

Should've just shoved him in the lake and lashed his gear behind him

 

[degsy]

Got an emailed quote from the body corp for $512 from ' ********fire alarms' to run a fire drill.
Told them that a few teachers and the 8 year olds in the school over the road can manage it all in 15 mins and they can do one with their five hundy quote

 

[Methuselah]

Took her indoors down into town today. We had only gone about half-a-mile, was driving down a road with lots of parked cars so was only doing about 15 mph. Her indoors said 'you're going a bit fast'.

 

[chrismpw]

Took her indoors down into town today. We had only gone about half-a-mile, was driving down a road with lots of parked cars so was only doing about 15 mph. Her indoors said 'you're going a bit fast'.

.... for the pavement.

 

[Toast]

The bell end who shouts on the news all the time outside parliament.

Do one lad, your boring and getting on my tits when I'm trying to watch the news.

 

[GwladysBlue]

People who press the button on traffic lights when there is only one car on the road and they could wait for it to pass through the lights and then safely cross. Selfish [bad word]!

 

[Walken]

People who press the button on traffic lights when there is only one car on the road and they could wait for it to pass through the lights and then safely cross. Selfish [bad word]!

It's the ones who repeatedly push the buttons that are clearly on a timer that bemuse me