minor things that make you fume

[chrismpw]

You're dogging arent you?

I think there may have been dogging at last night's car park.

A car turned up and flashed it's lights. I know that this is dogging code for "are you up for dogging? "

I returned by flashing "no" in morse code with my lights.

I'm not sure what happened next. I'm going to have to talk to my therapist.

 

[chrismpw]

I can get to the beacons in aba 2hrs, I’ll show them what survival feels like.

Well that'd make it 1am and they'll all be running into the darkness by then. Can you make it sooner?

 

[Frang]

I think there may have been dogging at last night's car park.

A car turned up and flashed it's lights. I know that this is dogging code for "are you up for dogging? "

I returned by flashing "no" in morse code with my lights.

I'm not sure what happened next. I'm going to have to talk to my therapist.

The flashing of lights means 'do you swallow'??

The flash back is confirmation

*face-palms

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Well that'd make it 1am and they'll all be running into the darkness by then. Can you make it sooner?

 

[Naisy'sCharitableLeanings]

Oh wow!

Chill and crack another lager Chris...

 

[chrismpw]

Ahhh jeeez it's gone quiet. That means they're all about to laugh again.

And there it is ffs.

 

[Frang]

Ahhh jeeez it's gone quiet. That means they're all about to laugh again.

And there it is ffs.

You are such a teacher it's unreal!!

 

[chrismpw]

You are such a teacher it's unreal!!

Because I KNOW what's coming next.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

On my way!

 

[chrismpw]

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On my way!

Remember now ... they're doing an SAS selection routine so be super stealthy. Like the SAS would be making such a racket and lighting up the countryside with LED torches while they take their (hour long) briefing.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Just been to Asda, two fellas burst out the back doors and stuff a load of HD tellys in their cars and chased by a member of staff who managed to retrieve one. I thought I was clever by filming it all.

...Until I checked and realised I hadn’t press record.

 

[Billysgingham.]

Drivers who count their tunnel money 10p at a time, just throw it in the bucket for ducks sake.

 

[LEONARD]

Drivers who count their tunnel money 10p at a time, just throw it in the bucket for ducks sake.

Going into the Mersey tunnel, we always get stuck behind some tourist schmuck who thinks it's free.

We are there for 5 minutes, whilst they argue and search for the £1.80.

 

[PhilM]

I think there may have been dogging at last night's car park.

A car turned up and flashed it's lights. I know that this is dogging code for "are you up for dogging? "

I returned by flashing "no" in morse code with my lights.

I'm not sure what happened next. I'm going to have to talk to my therapist.

One evening, we once noticed a few older people down at Otterspool parked up near to the end of Mersey Road and enjoying the act in and around a car.

We switched all the lights off, got the car onto the grass further down the prom and moved towards them slowly before charging at them under full beams.

It was hilarious to see fellas scattering in every direction with pants around their ankles and some woman hanging her car out the back-door crying innocence.

Oh, the days before camera phones and whatnot as it would have been a hilarious sight. The place was notorious in the male-gay community too.

 

[Eggs]

.....when a footballer takes a corner and lifts his arms in the air. I’m sure it means nothing, but they still do it. Even kids playing footy in the park do it.