minor things that make you fume

[chrismpw]

One evening, we once noticed a few older people down at Otterspool parked up near to the end of Mersey Road and enjoying the act in and around a car.

We switched all the lights off, got the car onto the grass further down the prom and moved towards them slowly before charging at them under full beams.

It was hilarious to see fellas scattering in every direction with pants around their ankles and some woman hanging her car out the back-door crying innocence.

Oh, the days before camera phones and whatnot as it would have been a hilarious sight. The place was notorious in the male-gay community too.

And you happened to be just passing?

 

[chrismpw]

.....when a footballer takes a corner and lifts his arms in the air. I’m sure it means nothing, but they still do it. Even kids playing footy in the park do it.

Its code for "as rehearsed and as you all know from training, I am yet again going to fail to avoid hitting it to the first defender so get ready to tear back and defend."

 

[Frang]

.....when a footballer takes a corner and lifts his arms in the air. I’m sure it means nothing, but they still do it. Even kids playing footy in the park do it.

it means penalty spot mate, but is headed away 10 yards before the near post by the smallest defender on the pitch..

 

[Frang]

And you happened to be just passing?

makes me wonder why you camping on reknowned dogging hotspot the Brecon beacons... and were absolutely hammered ??

just getting loose were you mush

*shudders

 

[WA Toffee]

Installed a. New up atte for my ipladtt and now my keyboaarrdd is screwed

 

[Paris]

People who press the button on traffic lights when there is only one car on the road and they could wait for it to pass through the lights and then safely cross. Selfish [bad word]!

There is a set of lights by me that take an absolute age to change, so you'd press the button when there's a dozen or so cars going down the road, you'd then cross the road after those cars have gone past, but then as you finish crossing the road the lights will then turn red meaning it holds the other cars up without any need. Had the lights changed on the dozen or so cars that would make sense but not these lights. These lights are controlled by an evil spirit that wants to piss everyone off.

 

[chrismpw]

There is a set of lights by me that take an absolute age to change, so you'd press the button when there's a dozen or so cars going down the road, you'd then cross the road after those cars have gone past, but then as you finish crossing the road the lights will then turn red meaning it holds the other cars up without any need. Had the lights changed on the dozen or so cars that would make sense but not these lights. These lights are controlled by an evil spirit that wants to piss everyone off.

Hate these.
And as a pedestrian I never press the button. 9 times out of 10 you get across before the lights change anyway without holding up motorists.

The button is for kiddies.

 

[Bluetintedspecs]

Just been to Asda, two fellas burst out the back doors and stuff a load of HD tellys in their cars and chased by a member of staff who managed to retrieve one. I thought I was clever by filming it all.

...Until I checked and realised I hadn’t press record.

Lost track of how many times I thought I was recording memorable family moments, but failed to press record.

I'd then press the record button to stop "filming" and the camera would start recording, resulting in several minutes of my feet on film, or is that footage?

I sometimes come across one I've forgotten to delete when I look back at old family vids and think, "Oh, I remember those shoes." Accidental nostalgia.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Hopefully they snare you and slow roast you over a fir fire and you are still being eaten at breakfast!

The crows will get to peck your eyes out afterwards...

Lol

Reported for wishing death on someone. Can’t be having that kind of behaviour.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

STOP MOWING YOUR LAWNS BEFORE 10AM YOU MORONS

 

[Paris]

Lost track of how many times I thought I was recording memorable family moments, but failed to press record.

I'd then press the record button to stop "filming" and the camera would start recording, resulting in several minutes of my feet on film, or is that footage?

I sometimes come across one I've forgotten to delete when I look back at old family vids and think, "Oh, I remember those shoes." Accidental nostalgia.

A couple of years ago I was at the Bernabeu watching Madrid vs Eibar, Ronaldo lined up to take a free kick so I thought I'd get my phone out to record it.

Of course Ronaldo scored from the free kick and of course it transpired that I didn't actually press record.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Just been to Asda, two fellas burst out the back doors and stuff a load of HD tellys in their cars and chased by a member of staff who managed to retrieve one. I thought I was clever by filming it all.

...Until I checked and realised I hadn’t press record.

E V I D E N C E of my great skills

 

[degsy]

Going into the Mersey tunnel, we always get stuck behind some tourist schmuck who thinks it's free.

We are there for 5 minutes, whilst they argue and search for the £1.80.

Was 6d (old pence) 2.5p when I was a lad
*runs off back to the oldies thread

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

Shane Warne on commentary. A proper oaf.

 

[COYBL25]

Installed a. New up atte for my ipladtt and now my keyboaarrdd is screwed

That`s a lot more legible than a lot of @Joey66 posts tbh