minor things that make you fume

[Toast]

Press the close door button immediately.
Especially on Kone lifts.

Sorted.

 

[Bungle]

It's the same with lifts. The call button is lit up but people think that if you press it repeatedly the lift will arrive quicker.

Now we're onto lifts this is another one. If I get in the lift first I press my floor and then ask whoever else gets in what floor they want and press the button for them, some people look horrified at the question and I don't understand why. Have I misjudged lift etiquette here?

 

[Blue Piper]

Now we're onto lifts this is another one. If I get in the lift first I press my floor and then ask whoever else gets in what floor they want and press the button for them, some people look horrified at the question and I don't understand why. Have I misjudged lift etiquette here?

It'd help if you took off the boxing gloves first

 

[Jimishorts]

Now we're onto lifts this is another one. If I get in the lift first I press my floor and then ask whoever else gets in what floor they want and press the button for them, some people look horrified at the question and I don't understand why. Have I misjudged lift etiquette here?

Dare we ask what you’re using to press the button?

 

[Bungle]

It'd help if you took off the boxing gloves first

Dare we ask what you’re using to press the button?

Oh, I can see where the confusion has arisen now.

 

[tommye]

Now we're onto lifts this is another one. If I get in the lift first I press my floor and then ask whoever else gets in what floor they want and press the button for them, some people look horrified at the question and I don't understand why. Have I misjudged lift etiquette here?

Push the button, retreat to a corner and fart is how you do lifts

 

[efcforever]

The intern on my local radio station is a clueless kopite. Can't stand listening to them.

I can only imagine what it's like for you all actually in Liverpool.

I don't live in Liverpool (we moved away from the area due to my dad's job when I was a kid), but my cousin is a plastic kopite and has been rubbing it in. Funny thing is he was a Blackburn Rovers fan when we were kids, around the time they were champions.

He became one of them when he was in his early 20s and now acts like the biggest RS fan ever.

 

[Baines' left foot]

oh they normally want to dump stuff in your very expensive skip

I’d only ever get one with a lockable cover/lid. It will make you look like a minge bag and it’s more expensive but you’re legally responsible for anything that anybody places in that skip so sod them.

 

[Baines' left foot]

The amount of fully grown adults that chew their food with their mouth open. I think there’s more who do it than those who eat properly.

 

[Stav1985]

Push the button, retreat to a corner and fart is how you do lifts

@Baines' left foot does lifts differently

 

[degsy]

Should be a device that delivers a huge electric shock if pressed when the 'Wait' is already lit up, sure we'd lose a few toddlers but collateral damage innit.

Get them young before they grow into a proper burden on society

You should always listen to yer Ma when she says Don't Touch...Darwinism for the modern age in action

 

[COYBL25]

The amount of fully grown adults that chew their food with their mouth open. I think there’s more who do it than those who eat properly.

Even worse are the ones who talk with a gob full of food.

I`d quite happily smash the plate into their face.

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

When I've pressed the button at the traffic lights and someone else comes along and presses the button again. It angers me far more than it should.

Same exact with elevators! If the up arrow is lit you dont need to press it again, and again, ... it doesn't work on Morse code

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

People who get on the metro (Underground) and have their phone on speaker and talk loudly back to it. Of course as its underground it breaks up a bit which to them means talk louder and keep repeating sentences! When riding underground you have the perfect opportunity to decline a call - take it!!

 

[coollino]

Even worse are the ones who talk with a gob full of food.

I`d quite happily smash the plate into their face.

'no,no,no,no,no,no i don't agree'