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Slash his tiresThe way this absolute bellend parks View attachment 67679View attachment 67680
*Tyres*Slash his tires
lolSlash his tires
Looks sound to me.The way this absolute bellend parks View attachment 67679View attachment 67680
The way this absolute bellend parks View attachment 67679View attachment 67680
Can’t tell if seriousLooks sound to me.
Mobile rings this morning.
"Hi, I have had a text saying you have a delivery for me. 105 Idiot Way"
"Yep, will be there lunchtime"
"I wont be in"
"Ok, when will you be in?"
"Tomorrow morning"
"Ok. Will make sure I get it to you before 12.00"
"But I will be at a funeral then"
"Ok. What time will you be leaving for the funeral?"
"Dont know"
"Thought you said you were in for the morning"
"But only till we leave for the funeral"
"Which, roughly, will be when?"
"Not sure"
"If I make a detour and change my route to pop it over at 9.00 am, ish, would that be ok?"
"Well I might be asleep".
I mean. Give me a break for not wanting to wring her neck ffs.
I have a diesel van and a petrol car it's a nightmare going the garage I have to check half a dozen times before I fill up.Put a small amount of unleaded (about 5 litres) in my diesel tank before I realised, so brimmed it with diesel and bought some diesel lubricity additive and some radiator fix fluid for the eldest sons car...
Got back from picking him up from work and put the radiator fix fluid into the fuel tank!
Having a great day.
I have a diesel van and a petrol car it's a nightmare going the garage I have to check half a dozen times before I fill up.
lol Good luck with that, sorry can't stop laughing.Mate I've been kicking myself for the last 5 hours! And as for the radiator stuff in the tank, god knows what that's gonna do ffs.