minor things that make you fume

[The binman chronicles]

People sympathising with Meghan Markle because she said nobody has asked how she is.

There’s literally children going without food in this country yet how a member of the royal family feels is the leading headline!

What the eff is wrong with this country?! Priorities are completely skewed.

Every day there is a news story about one of them ‘royal’ members trying to make us feel sorry for them.

Can’t wait for when people start to wake up to how messed up this country is and we scrap this royal family bullshit.

I feel so sorry for Meghan, all alone in this country, absolutely no one to help her and look after the baby after a bad night where the wet nurse might have disturbed her sleep closing the nursery door etc. #prayformeghan

 

[degsy]

I feel so sorry for Meghan, all alone in this country, absolutely no one to help her and look after the baby after a bad night where the wet nurse might have disturbed her sleep closing the nursery door etc. #prayformeghan

Way, way above 1st world problems

 

[Kurt.]

People sympathising with Meghan Markle because she said nobody has asked how she is.

There’s literally children going without food in this country yet how a member of the royal family feels is the leading headline!

What the eff is wrong with this country?! Priorities are completely skewed.

Every day there is a news story about one of them ‘royal’ members trying to make us feel sorry for them.

Can’t wait for when people start to wake up to how messed up this country is and we scrap this royal family bullshit.

I pray she doesn’t read this you awful human being.

 

[Frang]

I pray she doesn’t read this you awful human being.

I see she logged in and reading this thread..

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

Parents who take photos of their kids in the cinema.

With the flash on.

Probably not their kids. And your inaction at best enabled them and at worst made you an accomplice.

If I were you I'd consult a solicitor immediately. In your favour you can probably call @bigbadjeff as an expert witness in consentual photography.

 

[Kurt.]

Probably not their kids. And your inaction at best enabled them and at worst made you an accomplice.

If I were you I'd consult a solicitor immediately. In your favour you can probably call @bigbadjeff as an expert witness in consentual photography.

OH
MY
GOTH !!!

 

[Frang]

Probably not their kids. And your inaction at best enabled them and at worst made you an accomplice.

If I were you I'd consult a solicitor immediately. In your favour you can probably call @bigbadjeff as an expert witness in consentual photography.

what have you just done.

you've fired bigbadbiff up again!

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

what have you just done.

you've fired bigbadbiff up again!

Don't you think you could take him?

Yeah be said you'd be chicken

 

[Frang]

Don't you think you could take him?

Yeah be said you'd be chicken

im confident in my fighting ability...

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

im confident in my fighting ability...

This isn't a geriatric sedated prostitute though Frank, this is @bigbadjeff we are talking about.

He said your HGV license stood for Has Got Vagina

 

[Frang]

This isn't a geriatric sedated prostitute though Frank, this is @bigbadjeff we are talking about.

He said your HGV license stood for Has Got Vagina

well i'll be fully licenced then to doooshing his mar all over the gaff ,...

before slaying her and putting her with the others

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

well i'll be fully licenced then to doooshing his mar all over the gaff ,...

before slaying her and putting her with the others

Surely the sex isn't that disappointing they all beg for death afterwards?

 

[Frang]

Surely the sex isn't that disappointing they all beg for death afterwards?

im like a spider, I consume my lover immediately after , or during sex.

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

im like a spider, I consume my lover immediately after , or during sex.

How are you typing with no hands?

 

[Kurt.]

im like a spider,

Live in the corner of a room with your legs at weird angles