minor things that make you fume

[Walken]

I thought that was just me!

I HATE words on walls, especially words that mean nothing. Not long moved in to my new place and I would say a good 80% of the places I looked at involved me thinking "how the hell am I going to get that monstrosity off the wall?"

I'd go with a des'ree quote myself

 

[cronullasharks]

Is there sommet in the female brain that means they find reversing a car the equivalent of docking a space shuttle?

I have read that they find maps difficult to follow, my experience of following directions from Mrs R to prove that, (wafting her her hand at a turning saying we should go down there as I drive past it for example)

It happens (rubbish reversing) every flaming day.

"Go that way" pointing at about 11.00 when you need to turn right

 

[degsy]

"Go that way" pointing at about 11.00 when you need to turn right

Yours too?...(I get...*general random arm waving then, over there) that, plus talking the exact time the sat nav speaks - everytime - without fail and not having a working body thermostat.

 

[WA Toffee]

Yours too?...(I get...*general random arm waving then, over there) that, plus talking the exact time the sat nav speaks - everytime - without fail and not having a working body thermostat.

dual zone climate control is a godsend

 

[Yarrgh]

On the bus this morning at 5:10am -its full, as always, but I get on at the first stop. Always put my gym bag under my feet/seat. it just fits on my side. Some young tvat gets on and says to me "Can your bag fit in the overhead bin?" I replied "No... is it in your way (knowing it was still on my side)" He says " I suppose not" He then sits down with a bag almost as big as mine on his lap.
Question, should I have;
1. apologized and put my bag on my lap
2. given him a slap
3. contrived something more witty as a response
4. stopped going to the gym

Perhaps he wanted to understand if his bag would fit into the overhead bin without trying to force his bag into it and squash it in? But from the response to you question, nah, he's just a tvat.

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

It's nearly time for witless dullards who's only achievement in life is spawning to demonstrate their lack of humour by posting that bloody Elf on a Shelf thing EVERY DAY for more than three weeks. Some of the edgier halfwits may even have the little tyke doing something naughty or taboo! Larks!

#fulltimemummy #blessed

 

[cronullasharks]

Yours too?...(I get...*general random arm waving then, over there) that, plus talking the exact time the sat nav speaks - everytime - without fail and not having a working body thermostat.

I have the air con on cold all year round pretty much, needs to be 40 degrees before she stops turning it off ffs

 

[Jimishorts]

They`re a great band live, but although that song has made them very rich, it`s become a millstone around their neck.

Gary Lightbody was a very pleasant fellow when I met him.

 

[summerisle]

Zip broke on my coat, only bought it last month, I blame Brexit.

 

[marnie]

Wind FFS. My stomach has ballooned up like a bowl of the cats Friskies biscuits that have been left out in the rain.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

The food critics on masterchef.

 

[blue61]

The food critics on masterchef.

They talk about poncy food in a language I don't understand.

 

[summerisle]

They talk about poncy food in a language I don't understand.

A bug bear of mine about travelogue cookery programme is when they eat at restaurants, usually in Spain, France or Italy, and every meal is a delight. Never, ever, is a meal average, never mind horrible.

 

[Toast]

The food critics on masterchef.

Harry Hill commentating on Junior Bake Off is ace.
My kids love him, but some of his snide comments are deffo aimed at the adults watching.

 

[degsy]

3 mths to Pancake Tuesday and already the shops are full of flour and eggs