minor things that make you fume

[Toast]

3 mths to Pancake Tuesday and already the shops are full of flour and eggs

That's just called the 'home baking' aisle in Tesco mate.

 

[Archie Knox]

Getting on the bus in the morning to go to work, normally 20 minutes door to door, but pulling up to a bus stop where about 50 Koreans are standing there looking like they are waiting for this very bus. Some board the bus and start asking the driver questions, most are still waiting outside as if they are waiting for those inside to pass on some sort of information. There's loads of them. Couple of minutes pass then they decide to all get on... but instead of having a Oyster-style card, they decide to pay in coins, individually, pushing them one by one into the coin machine.

Bus was stationary at the bus stop for over 15 minutes. Every on the bus prior to this incident is seething, heads shaking and tutting all over the place.

Then, every time the driver applied the brakes, even mildly, they all think it's some sort of rollercoaster ride and start giggling loudly and acting all giddy. It's 9:00 am in the morning, shut up.

A sign that it's going to be a bad day.

 

[hirons11]

Using "contact us" or "get quote" forms on company websites.

Done about six enquiries over the last week or so and not had a single response. There is business to be had here. And then you hear how hard it is for small businesses to make ends meet.

 

[Parker]

The absolute plum who's signature on the exam sign in sheet overlapped and took up about half of my box.

 

[Brendan Janus]

Ben Mitchell !!

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

Wind FFS. My stomach has ballooned up like a bowl of the cats Friskies biscuits that have been left out in the rain.

Really makes me angry that if you are having a gas issue AND need to pee, its almost impossible to let the latter go without releasing the former. I was at a Board Meeting recently with some fancy dan types. Of course everyone goes for a pee at the break in proceedings. Hard to stand in a line of suits and let a huge one rip from your backside so had to remain at the urinal looking like I had a prostate issue. Is it just age or are men physiologically messed up?

 

[marnie]

Really makes me angry that if you are having a gas issue AND need to pee, its almost impossible to let the latter go without releasing the former. I was at a Board Meeting recently with some fancy dan types. Of course everyone goes for a pee at the break in proceedings. Hard to stand in a line of suits and let a huge one rip from your backside so had to remain at the urinal looking like I had a prostate issue. Is it just age or are men physiologically messed up?

BOTH lol

 

[Pittsburgh Footy]

People in Pittsburgh don't know how to merge properly. They think that if you have a quarter to half mile to merge you still need to get over within the first 200 yards of the merge point, even if it means grinding to a halt to do so, nearly causing a wreck behind them. So I just end up just passing them on the outside and getting in later, at speed, with looks from people like I'm the one in the wrong.

Learn to drive, yinzers.

Does my head in

 

[cronullasharks]

Dozing off on the lounge while watching a show on netflix and knowing i have to find where i was up to before i fell asleep when i next watch it

 

[Toffee in Jandals]

Getting up at 4am to watch Everton ruin my Sunday morning.

 

[Parker]

People who stand at the bar, but have already been served.

 

[marsh]

Sky Bet/Opta only giving James 1 assist, ruined my James to assist 2 bet at 50/1

 

[Papa Shango]

The phrase "He's got to go" when discussing a manager.

Just the phrase itself, it annoys me greatly as it's so overused.

 

[Tea_drinker]

The first year students by mine who are always stealing road work signs and traffic cones when they are on the way home from the pub.

 

[blue4eva77]

Making plans with someone and they remember