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minor things that make you fume

More of a bewilderment than a fume. All this fuss about the Kevin the Carrot toy at Aldi. People have brought them into work proudly showing them off today. There's also been reports of actual fighting between adults in the stores. I really don't get it.
 

Somebody...doesn't matter who...was recently found not guilty. We need to adopt that 3rd Scottish verdict of 'Not Proven'...which means exactly what it says
But we all also know it doesn't mean innocent

Just sayin like.
 
Somebody...doesn't matter who...was recently found not guilty. We need to adopt that 3rd Scottish verdict of 'Not Proven'...which means exactly what it says
But we all also know it doesn't mean innocent

Just sayin like.
I'm sure I've had a not proven in an English court in a case against me.
 

Idiots.

Phone rings its a customer.

"Hi mate, its Mr Divvy, flat 5, Bellend House, you delivered some stuff but some is missing"

"Your wife signed for 4 packages"

"Yeah, thats right, 4 boxes but some was missing inside"

"Well I just deliver them, no idea whats in them. I dont pack them"

"Dont you?. Any idea who does?"

"The catalogue company you ordered them from would be my guess"

"Oh. Thought it would be you cos you delivered them, what should I do?"

"Call them? Go back online?"

"Do you know their number?"

"Sorry mate, try their website"

"Good idea, cheers for that"

And yeah, he has kids. God help us.
 
Idiots.

Phone rings its a customer.

"Hi mate, its Mr Divvy, flat 5, Bellend House, you delivered some stuff but some is missing"

"Your wife signed for 4 packages"

"Yeah, thats right, 4 boxes but some was missing inside"

"Well I just deliver them, no idea whats in them. I dont pack them"

"Dont you?. Any idea who does?"

"The catalogue company you ordered them from would be my guess"

"Oh. Thought it would be you cos you delivered them, what should I do?"

"Call them? Go back online?"

"Do you know their number?"

"Sorry mate, try their website"

"Good idea, cheers for that"

And yeah, he has kids. God help us.

Wasn't missing a fake vest by any chance was he?
 

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