Idiots.
Phone rings its a customer.
"Hi mate, its Mr Divvy, flat 5, Bellend House, you delivered some stuff but some is missing"
"Your wife signed for 4 packages"
"Yeah, thats right, 4 boxes but some was missing inside"
"Well I just deliver them, no idea whats in them. I dont pack them"
"Dont you?. Any idea who does?"
"The catalogue company you ordered them from would be my guess"
"Oh. Thought it would be you cos you delivered them, what should I do?"
"Call them? Go back online?"
"Do you know their number?"
"Sorry mate, try their website"
"Good idea, cheers for that"
And yeah, he has kids. God help us.