minor things that make you fume

[tommytowne]

Colds.
When is someone going to invent a cure?
All week since Monday when I first detected that tell tale tickly throat, I've been waiting for it to kick in.
Of course it kicked in good style Friday night and all yesterday, overnight, and up to this moment I've been hanging out my arse with a snotty nose, congested sinuses, earache, sore throat, and a cough that rasps like a cactus. None of the over the counter meds are doing the trick so I'm resorting to whisky and milk. I'll have my first at 1630.

 

[Billysgingham.]

When I was on the floor I looked at one of the dogs I could almost hear what she was thinking...what are you doing down there mate.

 

[Billysgingham.]

Oh dear.you be sore later mate.

Sore now mate.

 

[WA Toffee]

Somebody...doesn't matter who...was recently found not guilty. We need to adopt that 3rd Scottish verdict of 'Not Proven'...which means exactly what it says
But we all also know it doesn't mean innocent

Just sayin like.

In Scotland it is known as "that [Poor language removed] verdict". Victims dont get the satisfaction of guilty, the accused dont get the relief of not guilty. In theory it sounds reasonable, but the reality is no-one ever wants a not proven verdict

 

[the golden visionary]

Contract managers who slash bonuses at work whenthey realise it will come out of their own end of year bonus, then accuse you as the section manager of fiddling the figures when you challenge him.

 

[degsy]

People who, when I say something, seem to think it's only 'suggestion'
And also seem to think that...'because I 'kin say so' is not a valid reason.

 

[marnie]

Greek delivery companies Two parcels same company, both parcels are here on the island,same delivery address.Delivered one today.I asked where the other one was ..... 'Oh I forgot.I will bring it on Thursday when I am next in the area'
Bunch of carts.

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

The americans bringing their black friday bling consumerism disease over here. Swindon in gridlock this afternoon with zombie shoppers flocking to pseudo sales.

Sake.

Hang on M8 its not like they are evangelical shoppers or something! the Americans aren't responsible for Black Friday coming to the UK, the UK consumers and stores are entirely.

 

[Baines' left foot]

The i newspaper has been bought out by the Daily Mail (hooray for the blackshirts).

I'm not paying over £2 for the Guardian every day, so I'm fcuked.

They’ve been slaughtered for it and a lot of people have cancelled their subscriptions.

They are insisting that nothing will change with regards to it’s writing and political stance but it’s not the point.

 

[LEONARD]

They’ve been slaughtered for it and a lot of people have cancelled their subscriptions.

They are insisting that nothing will change with regards to it’s writing and political stance but it’s not the point.

Yep, I will just be getting the Guardian on Saturday from now on.

Can't read a newspaper that supported Oswald Mosley and his horrid blackshirts.

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

Swing covers of modern songs. Knock it off you bad meffs.

 

[chrismpw]

Hang on M8 its not like they are evangelical shoppers or something! the Americans aren't responsible for Black Friday coming to the UK, the UK consumers and stores are entirely.

True.
I just wish our nation would stop following other nations bad ideas. Bunch of brainless sheep.

 

[Pittsburgh Footy]

The americans bringing their black friday bling consumerism disease over here. Swindon in gridlock this afternoon with zombie shoppers flocking to pseudo sales.

Sake.

Hahahahahahaha

Gotcha

 

[WA Toffee]

I'm going to be 50 in 3 weeks. I'm not ready to be 50 yet. I should still be 25 for another few years.

 

[Methuselah]

I'm going to be 50 in 3 weeks. I'm not ready to be 50 yet. I should still be 25 for another few years.

Don't worry, they say 50 is the new 60 (or is it 40?)