minor things that make you fume

[chrismpw]

I'm going to be 50 in 3 weeks. I'm not ready to be 50 yet. I should still be 25 for another few years.

Life goes on.

You just to get used to wincing and saying Oooo! With every movement.

 

[tommye]

Nearly got ran over by a council gritting lorry before. 'You dozy ******' I screamed at him through gritted teeth...

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

I went to a bike shop on monday to get some new brake pads... Gentleman tells me he doesn't have what I need, but he'll order them and they'll be there by Tuesday.

Pop in last night: "Oh yeah! I remember! I forgot to order them. You can buy 4 of these, they're not the right ones but they'll be alright until I get the ones you want tomorrow."

Right... You mess up and your solution is to charge me twice.

 

[Toast]

It's the time of day when i think that we could go and win tonight.

Happens every bloody derby day.

Usually followed up with a bet on us too.. but I will swerve that today.

 

[larbert toffee]

Flight for home going to be over an hour late not got anything planned tonight but tired and have to drive at the other end.

 

[MondayHater]

When people say it’s just a game when EFC don’t do anything such as lose to Wigan in an cup game

people who you let out and they don’t wave to say thanks.

parents in law

 

[summerisle]

My GOT mug has developed an enormous crack - Everton that.

 

[Jimishorts]

enormous crack

 

[summerisle]

Too many Silva threads, I can't keep up.

 

[GwladysBlue]

The mini clips of Eddie Hearn that flood Twitter. They’ve been done to death now.

 

[blue4eva77]

Sneezing whilst having a gob full of food.

Of course it never happens when you're alone. Nope, that's not how this world spins.

 

[Toast]

A Christmas CD constantly playing over the PA in work.

Every hour or so Shakin Stevens "Merry Christmas Everyone"

And all I can hear is those Kopite rats singing "Merry Christmas Everton".

 

[WA Toffee]

35 to 40 degrees all week. Saturday, and Sunday down to 25 and rain.
Back up to 40 during the week.

 

[stony]

youtube clips that stop halfway through for an advert.

 

[ClausThomsen]

That perfume advert with the terrible autotune voiced actor sat on a bottle of the overpriced stench water saying "My favourite".

Is there a route into advertising for jaded middle-aged blokes with no qualifications whatsoever? They're absolutely terrible and I know I could do better....well, no worse.