minor things that make you fume

[bullybeef]

Just taking my daily dump when I realise that we have run out of toilet roll in bathroom no 1. I had to run across the landing with my y fronts and kecks wrapped around me ankles to bathroom no2 only to find we are all out of paper in there too. Last ditch effort... down two flights of stairs to bathroom no3 to find one piece of paper, half of which is glued to the cardboard roll. No other option but to strip off and take a shower paying close attention to my butt hole. Fresh out of the shower... I discover a 9 pack of Andrex resting on the shelf in bathroom no1.

Some days it’s just not your day.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Just taking my daily dump when I realise that we have run out of toilet roll in bathroom no 1. I had to run across the landing with my y fronts and kecks wrapped around me ankles to bathroom no2 only to find we are all out of paper in there too. Last ditch effort... down two flights of stairs to bathroom no3 to find one piece of paper, half of which is glued to the cardboard roll. No other option but to strip off and take a shower paying close attention to my butt hole. Fresh out of the shower... I discover a 9 pack of Andrex resting on the shelf in bathroom no1.

Some days it’s just not your day.

 

[Tea_drinker]

The gym being rammed with the new year resolution hordes. Happily they'll be gone within another fortnight.

 

[tommytowne]

The gym being rammed with the new year resolution hordes. Happily they'll be gone within another fortnight.

Spot on. All pre-occupied with making sure they look just right before leaving the changing room.

 

[ADT]

Paper straws

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

Just taking my daily dump when I realise that we have run out of toilet roll in bathroom no 1. I had to run across the landing with my y fronts and kecks wrapped around me ankles to bathroom no2 only to find we are all out of paper in there too. Last ditch effort... down two flights of stairs to bathroom no3 to find one piece of paper, half of which is glued to the cardboard roll. No other option but to strip off and take a shower paying close attention to my butt hole. Fresh out of the shower... I discover a 9 pack of Andrex resting on the shelf in bathroom no1.

Some days it’s just not your day.

I don't where to start with how wrong this is.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Walking along the pavement and there’s 3 people walking towards me with just enough space for 3 of us. The one on the end makes a half arsed effort to move out the way and gives out about 100mm of room, you inevitably bash shoulders but of course that isn’t their fault.

 

[LEONARD]

The gym being rammed with the new year resolution hordes. Happily they'll be gone within another fortnight.

Love it when they come out hot and sweaty, fag in one hand and a mars bar in the other.

 

[LEONARD]

Walking along the pavement and there’s 3 people walking towards me with just enough space for 3 of us. The one on the end makes a half arsed effort to move out the way and gives out about 100mm of room, you inevitably bash shoulders but of course that isn’t their fault.

Thatcher's children.

Me, me, me, me, me,.......

 

[Baines' left foot]

Thatcher's children.

Me, me, me, me, me,.......

Well I live and work in London so they’re most likely tories.

 

[Tea_drinker]

Walking along the pavement and there’s 3 people walking towards me with just enough space for 3 of us. The one on the end makes a half arsed effort to move out the way and gives out about 100mm of room, you inevitably bash shoulders but of course that isn’t their fault.

Had something similar yesterday. On a wide pavement in town some fool was on a bike chatting to his mate who was walking and so he was riding dead slow and wobbling as they came towards me. There was no way I was moving out the way so he rode / wobbled into my shoulder and half fell off. I was completely unscathed and able to continue my perambulation without detour.

 

[Tea_drinker]

Love it when they come out hot and sweaty, fag in one hand and a mars bar in the other.

They largely seem to have invested in protein powder so are lugging around those massive plastic flasks you get free with the whey. Honestly they aren't much smaller than the bins my dad uses to catch rain water for his garden.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Had something similar yesterday. On a wide pavement in town some fool was on a bike chatting to his mate who was walking and so he was riding dead slow and wobbling as they came towards me. There was no way I was moving out the way so he rode / wobbled into my shoulder and half fell off. I was completely unscathed and able to continue my perambulation without detour.

I’m so envious of you.

 

[gonetomorrow]

Just taking my daily dump when I realise that we have run out of toilet roll in bathroom no 1. I had to run across the landing with my y fronts and kecks wrapped around me ankles to bathroom no2 only to find we are all out of paper in there too. Last ditch effort... down two flights of stairs to bathroom no3 to find one piece of paper, half of which is glued to the cardboard roll. No other option but to strip off and take a shower paying close attention to my butt hole. Fresh out of the shower... I discover a 9 pack of Andrex resting on the shelf in bathroom no1.

Some days it’s just not your day.

I'm impressed with the three bathrooms.
But it's not the sort of story you see very often in House and Garden.

 

[Toast]

Had something similar yesterday. On a wide pavement in town some fool was on a bike chatting to his mate who was walking and so he was riding dead slow and wobbling as they came towards me. There was no way I was moving out the way so he rode / wobbled into my shoulder and half fell off. I was completely unscathed and able to continue my perambulation without detour.

When there walking towards you transfixed on their mobiles.. I leave a shoulder or elbow in..
Get the knock and a brief 'oh sorry mate' and then walk away happy.