minor things that make you fume

[bullybeef]

I'm impressed with the three bathrooms.
But it's not the sort of story you see very often in House and Garden.

I sent it in but for some reason they didn’t publish it.

It’s a good job there are 3 separate crappers in this house i tell thee.

 

[gonetomorrow]

I sent it in but for some reason they didn’t publish it.

It’s a good job there are 3 separate crappers in this house i tell thee.

It would have been comical if you'd collided with another resident on the same mission!

 

[degsy]

Just taking my daily dump when I realise that we have run out of toilet roll in bathroom no 1. I had to run across the landing with my y fronts and kecks wrapped around me ankles to bathroom no2 only to find we are all out of paper in there too. Last ditch effort... down two flights of stairs to bathroom no3 to find one piece of paper, half of which is glued to the cardboard roll. No other option but to strip off and take a shower paying close attention to my butt hole. Fresh out of the shower... I discover a 9 pack of Andrex resting on the shelf in bathroom no1.

Some days it’s just not your day.

Yep.
Some days you just know your finger is going to go through lifes toilet paper

 

[degsy]

I sent it in but for some reason they didn’t publish it.

It’s a good job there are 3 separate crappers in this house i tell thee.

How did we ever manage with just one...and, depending on your circumstances, down the yard.

 

[Tea_drinker]

People who are so important that they can park their cars on pavements.

 

[brieverton]

People who get on buses and don't have money ready or their pass ready, they get on and start looking through their bag.

You've been at the bus stop waiting knowing you're getting on a bus, so just have money or pass ready!

It's worse than that. Seen plenty of times people get on a bus looking for travel advice - where do I need to go/how do I get there/is this the right route???

Surely a small bit of advance planning would help.

Then once all that's done they try and pay with £50 for a £2.50 fare.

 

[Toast]

People who are so important that they can park their cars on pavements.

Or in the supermarket their car is so precious and more valuable than anyone else's.. they park over 2 bays.

 

[Deleted member 54863]

It's worse than that. Seen plenty of times people get on a bus looking for travel advice - where do I need to go/how do I get there/is this the right route???

Surely a small bit of advance planning would help.

Then once all that's done they try and pay with £50 for a £2.50 fare.

Because they may believe they are on the right route but not confident enough to just 'go with it'.
If i dont know an area i need to visit, i will check beforehand but there is still that element of doubt.

 

[brieverton]

Because they may believe they are on the right route but not confident enough to just 'go with it'.
If i dont know an area i need to visit, i will check beforehand but there is still that element of doubt.

I'm not really talking about that. But I have often seen buses held up by one person for 10 minutes or more that are predominantly full of commuters trying to get to work. They don't know where they are going and never have the right change. It's not the same as a 10-second exchange confirming you're on the right bus for where you need to go.

 

[Connor mcloud]

Just taking my daily dump when I realise that we have run out of toilet roll in bathroom no 1. I had to run across the landing with my y fronts and kecks wrapped around me ankles to bathroom no2 only to find we are all out of paper in there too. Last ditch effort... down two flights of stairs to bathroom no3 to find one piece of paper, half of which is glued to the cardboard roll. No other option but to strip off and take a shower paying close attention to my butt hole. Fresh out of the shower... I discover a 9 pack of Andrex resting on the shelf in bathroom no1.

Some days it’s just not your day.

HMO ?

 

[Paul Rideout]

Mercedez/BMW/Audi drivers who sit on the outside lane.

doesn’t matter if you’re going faster than them. They just sit there.

 

[Calvin Aldi]

Train companies thinking it is a great idea to have 2 carriages on a service at rush hour yet at quieter times of the day they put on services with 4 or 6 carriages.

Sometimes I feel like it is done to just wind people up.

 

[gonetomorrow]

People who are so important that they can park their cars on pavements.

They are also allowed to turn corners, use roundabouts etc without the inconvenience of having to indicate.

 

[mawders]

Paper straws

agreed I hate these. However I was in an italian place the other day and they had metal straws. perfect. I also hate wooden forks in food places.

 

[Methuselah]

They are also allowed to turn corners, use roundabouts etc without the inconvenience of having to indicate.

They do say that the most non-productive job in the world is the guy in the BMW factory who fits the indicators.