This is why I like him.....the Wimbledon crowd thing that is, not your mum.
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minor things that make you fume
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Baines' left foot
Player Valuation: £90m
People who do bone crunching handshakes.
Even worse when they don`t let go of your hand and look at you as if to say " well go on then you massive fanny, let go first "
Universal sign of a bellend.
Baines' left foot
Player Valuation: £90m
You get loads of these in construction ffs.
Cancelled Virgin Media TV but kept the broadband. Busy setting up a new Freeview box and installing apps here and there and it turns out Mrs ClausThomsen has had two separate Netflix accounts set up for God knows how long....
I swear her left hand doesn't know what the right hands doing half the time.
I swear her left hand doesn't know what the right hands doing half the time.
Toast
Player Valuation: £80m
My boot has got this weird thing of opening itself when the weather gets cold, so I double check that.
Opened driving down the road the other day as well, didn't go up like, just opened and the alarm thingy went off.
bol-uk
Player Valuation: £50m
Feels Slightly rapey for some reason
Toast
Player Valuation: £80m
Get over to the Barrymore thread mate...
My boot only has beers keeping cold and the reduced tins of chocolates left over after Xmas that i don't want me kids to scoff in it.
bol-uk
Player Valuation: £50m
I have to hide food from my kids too. It’s moved onto alcohol now, can’t have any in the house!
Toast
Player Valuation: £80m
I hide sweets etc in the salad and vegetable drawer in the fridge.
No way my 15 year old even thinks about looking in there.
Over Christmas, I caught our eldest (she's fifteen) eyeing up a bottle of Bacardi we had, with about 1/4 left in the bottle. It's not really a drink me or the wife have.
Knowing she was off to a party with her friends, I decided to pour the Bacardi away and fill it with water, knowing that she'd empty the bottle off before she went.
The next day, she knew I had emptied and as such gave some snide glances, but knew she couldn't say anything in front of her mother. 1-0 to me!
...as long as you know where her two hands are when they're doing whatever it is that she doesnt know what they're doing.
Mcdrewson
Home and dry
At that age (anywhere between 3 - 30) they think you came down in the last shower and know 'kall