Methuselah
Player Valuation: £35m
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minor things that make you fume
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my other half , mostly when I am bursting to release King Kongs finger and she is farting around
I know I'm quoting my own post, but I thought I'd pass on an update, still trying no luck, but what do you all think of this, need to contact sky to cancel, as soon as everything is back up and running sky can reinstate my sky automatically without me having to contact them go figure.
So you only leave the house to go for a dump? and you need your other half to be with you?
Confused here tbh.
I take it you mean you are waiting for her to leave the house before you open bomb bay doors.
Let me clear up this Jobby conundrum for you.
I am baking a beautiful brown trifle and I know its gonna be a lung buster , the wife is due to head out of the house so instead of releasing the chocolate eels when she is there I decide to wait until she has left the house. She farts about the place for what seems like an eternity and all the while Mrs Browns Boys are well and truly at the window.
i also drown the kittens when she is in the house but tis nicer to drop the kids off at the pool in peace
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
Queue for 20 minutes to get into Sainsbury's to get my mother's prescription, come out and there's no queue.
Wayno
Player Valuation: £15m
Playing FM2020 because it’s free at the moment.
Finish my 2nd season in 3rd place and win the league cup with Everton,
Offloaded Sandro, Bolasie, Besic and a few others for nearly £70m and spent the cash on 2 quality CM’s and a couple of young players
The team is gelling amazingly, 20+ goals each for Kean and DCL, Kenny came back from Schalke and is a first teamer, Digne is one of the best players in the world, the players staff and fans are happy.
Comes to the third season and the board set their expectations , and are currently fuming at me and threatening to sack me because I didn’t want to be judged on “effective set pieces”
Either the game is stupid or Moyes has kidnapped Kenwright and is making demands through him
Finish my 2nd season in 3rd place and win the league cup with Everton,
Offloaded Sandro, Bolasie, Besic and a few others for nearly £70m and spent the cash on 2 quality CM’s and a couple of young players
The team is gelling amazingly, 20+ goals each for Kean and DCL, Kenny came back from Schalke and is a first teamer, Digne is one of the best players in the world, the players staff and fans are happy.
Comes to the third season and the board set their expectations , and are currently fuming at me and threatening to sack me because I didn’t want to be judged on “effective set pieces”
Either the game is stupid or Moyes has kidnapped Kenwright and is making demands through him
Gwladysover
Player Valuation: £35m
People who think that notices do not apply to them. Walking past the local play park this afternoon, which had entrances taped up and notices proclaiming “COVID-19 prevention Do Not Enter” spotted parents and children in there. I despair I really do.
Charles Hawtrey
Player Valuation: £50m
The missus and daughter walking the 12 year old dog at the park, up comes another mother and daughter with clearly no control of their dog, right on cue it breaks loose of the flexi-lead and bounds towards our dog. The woman said - its ok he's friendly (1st personal fume), my wife caustically responds "what if our isn't - its not ok!" wife then says "get control of your f-ing dog!" the woman says "dont speak like that in front of my daughter(late teens - btw). As the mothers words leave her mouth, the daughter turns to my wife and screams "F-you lady!" ...not really a fume but I thought it was hilarious.
Baines' left foot
Player Valuation: £90m
Trying to find an unused ethernet cable in my house. I’ve seen one knocking around thousands of times before but now I actually need one I can’t find it. Typical.
Tea_drinker
Player Valuation: £15m
The smug fella with the light scouse accent who makes the phone call on the smart insurance tv advert. And his checked shirt.
Gwlacticos
Player Valuation: £10m
Have you tried that drawer in the kitchen?.