minor things that make you fume

[Gwlacticos]

Just been up Tesco. Had to queue outside for the first time. Old fella behind me starts chatting. I hear Boris has got it. Yeah I say. And Charles. Yeah mad isn’t it I said. Good, he said, I hope they get it really bad. Eeerm, ok I say. Then he runs on about Diana, and then he goes ‘they shouldn’t have built that effing tunnel. That’s when it all started and they all come over here, shouldn’t have let em all in.
Well anyway, I’m home now sat in the garden. I presume he’s at home head butting the wall or whatever it is these nutters do.

 

[Toast]

Just been up Tesco. Had to queue outside for the first time. Old fella behind me starts chatting. I hear Boris has got it. Yeah I say. And Charles. Yeah mad isn’t it I said. Good, he said, I hope they get it really bad. Eeerm, ok I say. Then he runs on about Diana, and then he goes ‘they shouldn’t have built that effing tunnel. That’s when it all started and they all come over here, shouldn’t have let em all in.
Well anyway, I’m home now sat in the garden. I presume he’s at home head butting the wall or whatever it is these nutters do.

He'd make a cracking Taxi driver.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Have you tried that drawer in the kitchen?.

Yep, and the cupboard under the stairs. No joy. Just ordered one anyway.

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

Yep, and the cupboard under the stairs. No joy. Just ordered one anyway.

just dont touch the packaging they deliver it in for 24 hours!

 

[Baines' left foot]

Every single advert these days is that god awful app Tik Tok.

 

[GwladysBlue]

Quarantine Day 1
Quarantine Day 2
Quarantine Day 3...

No one cares, you attention seeking knobs.

 

[TowerToffee]

Just been up Tesco. Had to queue outside for the first time. Old fella behind me starts chatting. I hear Boris has got it. Yeah I say. And Charles. Yeah mad isn’t it I said. Good, he said, I hope they get it really bad. Eeerm, ok I say. Then he runs on about Diana, and then he goes ‘they shouldn’t have built that effing tunnel. That’s when it all started and they all come over here, shouldn’t have let em all in.
Well anyway, I’m home now sat in the garden. I presume he’s at home head butting the wall or whatever it is these nutters do.

Perhaps you should have distanced yourself by 4 metres , told him it was this morning's new directive , then you wouldn't have been able to hear his ranting .

 

[Baines' left foot]

I’m waiting on a package which has been ‘prepared for delivery’ at Parcel Force’s depot since 5am this morning which is only 20 mins drive away.

 

[degsy]

Have you tried that drawer in the kitchen?.

1st draw, knives forks spoons
2nd draw teatowels and such.
3rd draw down, full of shight

Edit; @Baines' left foot ' have you tried making an offering to the godess Anonia

 

[degsy]

1st draw, knives forks spoons
2nd draw teatowels and such.
3rd draw down, full of shight

Edit; @Baines' left foot ' have you tried making an offering to the goddess Anonia

Oops Anoia, (soz Anny)

 

[Baines' left foot]

I’m waiting on a package which has been ‘prepared for delivery’ at Parcel Force’s depot since 5am this morning which is only 20 mins drive away.

Flipping thing still isn’t out for delivery lol

Torture, this.

 

[xena]

People who take their dogs out pick the sh-t up in plastic bag and leave it on floor .Just been on walk and bags everywhere

 

[summerisle]

Tory politicians saying ramp(ing) every second word to avoid replying to the question as to whether any coronavirus tests are, or have been, taking place.

 

[Gwladysover]

People who take their dogs out pick the sh-t up in plastic bag and leave it on floor .Just been on walk and bags everywhere

Someone picks up after their dog and thoughtfully places it under our hedge, best of it is our road leads to a park with dog bins provided.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

People who take their dogs out pick the sh-t up in plastic bag and leave it on floor .Just been on walk and bags everywhere

I can’t get people’s thought processes in doing this. Why not nicely hang it on a branch or fence while you’re at it. Looks lovely.
I see these left out in the middle of nowhere where you would be just as well leaving it there instead of taking the time to pick up and then throw back on the ground or hang on a tree like a grotesque Christmas decoration. Unreal