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Player Valuation: £80m
I've got a spare course of antibiotics from my previous tooth problems if you need them ?Developing a tooth abscess whilst in isolation and not being able to get antibiotics via any means as you’re stuck in the middle of bumblefuckshire with no transport or doctor within miles.
I've had broken bones, kidney stones, appendicitis.... this is currently worse pain than all of them and I can’t do anything about it !
Not even joking.