SussexToffee
Player Valuation: £1m
Ah, Meghan Markle. There’s a story on Apple news saying the Queen won’t comment any further on “Megxit”.
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minor things that make you fume
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Definitely need to up there game it’s all been down hill, at least it has on my gaydar.
the golden visionary
Player Valuation: £35m
As an avid turner offer of the news i dont know or care about this subject.
He was. But in the end the episode was deemed unfit for broadcast.
He didn't do anything untoward of course but it's just that his "enthusiasm" was very visible beneath the thin fabric of his Everton shorts.
Then you get Megxit-gate
Seathestars
Player Valuation: £60m
Inappropriate Language
You know when you walk in and lift the kettle to make sure it’s got water in, then you flick the switch on and some t**t says, ‘it’s just boiled’
Honestly I could do life for these people, I like my cup of tea water boiling hot and I pour it into my cup within seconds of it boiling, so if it boiled 30 seconds ago it’s now cold as far as I’m concerned so f**ck off with your just boiled bullchit and mind your own business or I’ll scald you with my boiled water
Honestly I could do life for these people, I like my cup of tea water boiling hot and I pour it into my cup within seconds of it boiling, so if it boiled 30 seconds ago it’s now cold as far as I’m concerned so f**ck off with your just boiled bullchit and mind your own business or I’ll scald you with my boiled water
I said, couples with no money rocking up... of course they never bought the properties.
PaddyJames
Player Valuation: £25m
You can open this up to people who get involved in everything. It's my cup of tea, I've not offered you one because you're a proper nobhead so if I want to empty the now barely tepid water out and pour petrol and ribena into the kettle for my tea then it's my prerogative, it's my call. Like when you're talking on the phone and someone starts telling you what to say. If they wanted to know what you had to say they would have rung you wouldn't they? Butt out of other peoples business. Is my jumper on the wrong way? Who told you to tell me? I might not want to conform. Stay out of my life and deal with your own existence.
I still regret meeting her sometimes.
The flip side, my ex boss used to ask when the kettle was last boiled, regardless of the answer he would then flick the switch anyway.
My wife does the same, ask me a question and then carry on regardless of the answer.
Methuselah
Player Valuation: £35m
Yes, exactly right. I remember, years ago, working in a building that had a communal kitchen. I was in the kitchen when a young lad came in, put a teabag in his mug then put his hand on the kettle to see if it was warm. He then poured the water into his mug. After he departed I put my hand on the kettle and it was just about warm. Boil for 30 seconds is my motto.
PaddyJames
Player Valuation: £25m
When did you marry my bird?
Don't ask me stuff like that, you're as bad as she is. I don't know, it was summer, August perhaps? About twelve years ago.
Next you'll be asking about birthdays.
All wives do this. It's a default factory setting.
After 2 mins boiled water is 96c
After 5 mins boiled water is 89c
This is at sea level
Alan Whittle
Player Valuation: £60m
Feck are you doing putting sea water in the kettle?