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minor things that make you fume

Opening the fridge and my 16 year old has literally scranned all my boss stuff today whilst I’ve been at work.
Chicken wings, mini eggs, haribo star mix, bloody all sorts.
And then comes down asking what’s for tea..
Only chocolate I’ve got left is the fruit and nut as I know he can’t stand it.

My bird constantly goes on about how she dosen't like dark chocolate so imagine my surprise when I opened my box of Black Magic and 90% of them were gone. When I confronted her with this strange paradox her answer was 'well I didn't have any proper chocolate'. Like she was in that plane crash in the Andes and had to eat her fellow passengers.
 

People who drive slowly on roads. Like 10mph or more under the speed limit. Makes my piss boil. Gonna cause an accident with everyone behind getting road rage.
The problem with that is that many drivers think that driving at the speed limit is driving slowly. Once when I was leaving a village the speed limit was 30 until it went to national speed limit 400 yards ahead. A bus driver flashed me before he overtook me and gave me the [Poor language removed] sign as he passed.
 
People starting a sentence with “I mean,”
It’s a big thing on the Internet these days, “I mean, I don’t think that VAR is any good.” You really do not have to put “I mean,” there. We know what you mean.
... Waits for someone to start post with “I mean.”
 

TV shows that are pure rubbish, but won’t go away.

For example.... “A Place in the Sun” and it’s various offshoots which began in 2000, “You’ve Been Framed” 1990 and the worse of the bunch, that “Death in Paradise” bollockx which began in 2006.

At least when I’ve been on holiday I’ve avoided all of those apart from the first one; it’s even on Swedish TV back-to-back episodes just like in the U.K.!.
 
TV shows that are pure rubbish, but won’t go away.

For example.... “A Place in the Sun” and it’s various offshoots which began in 2000,
Not having that, Place in the Sun was great daytime tv when I lived in the UK. Couples with no money rocking up and talking about buying a villa in Portugal, getting shown around by a really attractive presenter, Jasmine?, and then at the last minute deciding they would keep looking and not buy any of the properties shown. Proper escapism.
 
TV shows that are pure rubbish, but won’t go away.

For example.... “A Place in the Sun” and it’s various offshoots which began in 2000, “You’ve Been Framed” 1990 and the worse of the bunch, that “Death in Paradise” bollockx which began in 2006.

At least when I’ve been on holiday I’ve avoided all of those apart from the first one; it’s even on Swedish TV back-to-back episodes just like in the U.K.!.
Some of the presenters have decent knockers though...I'm still amazed after all these years the can still find people who can't make their mind up between Rhyl and the Costa Blanca...I mean, how hard is it.
And the wife usually wins anyway whatever it is.
 

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