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chrismpw
Player Valuation: £70m
Buy an old transit van - its what turned me from horrendously self taught to mmmm passable.
chrismpw
Player Valuation: £70m
Or beginning or ending sentences with "so".
Some androgenous millennial was on the chase the other day. After booting them off the team The chaser commented "Your knowledge has more holes in it than Swiss cheese."
The instant retort in that millennial camp way was "well I'm a vegan, so...."
Which was missing the joke, irrelevant opportunistic virtue signalling AND most unforgivably: ended the comment with that word.
Watching an expert TIG welder on staino is a thing of beauty, I worked with one guy, who had such a fine touch he could vary the colour of the weld to order.
I was handy with a 2.6 & 3.2 mm stainless rod on bar and plate. But on thin food grade stuff this guy was like Michel Angelo, to my Arthur Dooley
JimmyJeffers
Player Valuation: £70m
lol This post is vintage @chrismpw .Great to see.
chrismpw
Player Valuation: £70m
Sod!
gonetomorrow
Player Valuation: £70m
I bought a pack of cheese footballs called Cheetos and they turned out to be just crisps. No soft cheesy centre.
I thought cheese footballs had to have a soft cheesy centre by statute.
This is like the old blue/gold packet - green/yellow packet - cheese and onion/salt and vinegar controversy all over again. I've only just recovered.
Now this.
I thought cheese footballs had to have a soft cheesy centre by statute.
This is like the old blue/gold packet - green/yellow packet - cheese and onion/salt and vinegar controversy all over again. I've only just recovered.
Now this.
Baines' left foot
Player Valuation: £90m
When people park their car on the opposite side of the road and leave their head lights on. Can’t see an effing thing so I put my full beams on, and so do they 
gonetomorrow
Player Valuation: £70m
They should be taken out and shot - and that includes the wife. In fact, just do it anyway.
chrismpw
Player Valuation: £70m
My missus loves those with the cheesy centre. Almost impossible to find for some reason. Equally its impossible to find cheese flavoured crisps that actually taste if cheese any more. My theory is that cheese flavouring has been outlawed for bringing too much pleasure to a population that has to be repressed and kept miserable .
Baines' left foot
Player Valuation: £90m
Wow, 7 years on and this is more relevant than ever.
I told my girlfriend off for eating fajitas too loudly the other day lol it was horrible
tommytowne
Player Valuation: £50m
I'm the same. I get so angry when the seemingly well qualified younger contestants are unable to answer the most benign questions that I say "everyone knows that"Absolute bells on Pointless.
British Prime ministers, 'er not my strong point'.
Shakespeare's tragedies, 'er not my strong point'.
South American Countries, 'er not my strong point'.
British Classical Composers, 'er not my strong point'.
Instead of watching endless episodes of 'The Masked Singer', why don't you tune into Radio 4, or pick up The Guardian, you utter schmuck.
But before I pat myself on the back I thing hang on, I would freeze ordering a Big Mac not knowing how to use the auto ordering service. So I suppose knowing how to feed yourself trumps knowing that Prince Charles is the Queen's eldest son.
tommytowne
Player Valuation: £50m
Actually went out the other day to the pub for a bite to eat and draught ale first time since December.
Naturally sat outside and you had to order from the waitress. Next table a group of women holding up proceedings because all you could hear was "ooooh i don't know what to order"
Frigging hell babies you've had 4 months or so sat at home to make up your mind.
Naturally sat outside and you had to order from the waitress. Next table a group of women holding up proceedings because all you could hear was "ooooh i don't know what to order"
Frigging hell babies you've had 4 months or so sat at home to make up your mind.