minor things that make you fume

[The Cowboy]

People who say 'shut up'. Not in the 'stop talking you're doing my head in' way but in the 'I don't believe you way'. Even middle aged women are doing it. Fuming here.

Americans and Essex birds.

On that note, Americans who say 'I could care less'. No you stupid fool, the phrase is 'I couldn't care less'. If you could care less, then that means you do care. FOOL!

 

[Ashtonian]

the fact i may not be going to do a night job to earn an extra 500 quid because the work in my job might get behind whilst im not there.

Except the reason why the work is done is because of me.

 

[Pienaar's gloves]

People who decided to cycle to work as their new years resolution, so now you have terrible jockeys wobbling all over the road as you going to work, slowing you down, making you swear, And the fact that its a 'resolution'. Fumage

People who drive journeys that they could easily make via public transport, walking or cycling. The tools are spewing horrible gases into the air and congesting the roads with a disregard for those of us who care about our health and/or the environment.

 

[l4toffee]

People who drive journeys that they could easily make via public transport, walking or cycling. The tools are spewing horrible gases into the air and congesting the roads with a disregard for those of us who care about our health and/or the environment.

alright swampy lad

 

[Huyton Layne]

Just been double teamed by a bellend combo.
It's a no passing zone the rest of my drive home.

Car in front was not only driving slow but accelerating as slowly as possible.

Car behind decides that riding my arse in his SUV so I'm blinded by his lights is the thing to do in this situation.

There was one yield sign during my journey and I was to the point I was ready to jump out and clock the "can't".

 

[evertoniandy]

When the bird in the porn starts moaning before she's even been touched. Puts me right off.

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

That one strand of spaghetti stuck to the bottom of the pot, refusing to go in the strainer. Why you gotta' mess with me, kid? I'm already hangry, don't f with me.

 

[RAFUH]

Americans and Essex birds.

On that note, Americans who say 'I could care less'. No you stupid fool, the phrase is 'I couldn't care less'. If you could care less, then that means you do care. FOOL!

Shut! Up!

 

[kithnou]

Shut! Up!

I have so many American examples of brutalizing the English language. Surely there must be a pre existing thread?

 

[rascal]

I am having some serious trouble in my gentlemanly parts, yet the earliest I can see a male doctor is Monday. Ffs.

 

[jaspercabbage]

People who describe something as being "YAY" high, and use their hands to show you exactly how high "YAY" is, and think they are being wacky and zany.
Where the F--- did that come from?

 

[The Cowboy]

I am having some serious trouble in my gentlemanly parts, yet the earliest I can see a male doctor is Monday. Ffs.

See a female doctor then. I did, she was a bit ropey and in her late 40s, so my lad could not be roused from his slumber.

 

[Blue_Blood]

People who decided to cycle to work as their new years resolution, so now you have terrible jockeys wobbling all over the road as you going to work, slowing you down, making you swear, And the fact that its a 'resolution'. Fumage

Ah don't get me started on this. Full of them by me who continue to ride on the road instead of the brand new cycle paths available to them. Makes me rage.

 

[The Cowboy]

Ah don't get me started on this. Full of them by me who continue to ride on the road instead of the brand new cycle paths available to them. Makes me rage.

Yeah, what's that all about? Got stuck behind some chump the other day who was cycling about 50cm outside the cycle lane. Bizarre.

 

[rascal]

See a female doctor then. I did, she was a bit ropey and in her late 40s, so my lad could not be roused from his slumber.

Got an appointment for tomorrow now