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minor things that make you fume

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People who drive journeys that they could easily make via public transport, walking or cycling. The tools are spewing horrible gases into the air and congesting the roads with a disregard for those of us who care about our health and/or the environment.

shouldn't you be chained to a tree somewhere, protesting about something pointless like equal rights for daffodils
 
Getting my hair cut!
The whole process of walking the barbers, waiting, sitting in the chair and then paying when it's disappointing.
Repeat process once a month

'How much do you want off...this much?' <barber shows you a tiny bit of hair that barely takes 1mm off>
'Erm, a little bit more please.' <barber shows you a tiny bit more hair that barely takes 2mm off>
'Erm, yeah, that's great.' <barber proceeds to scalp you, taking pretty much the whole lot off>
 

The whole driver/cyclist battle. I am a driver. I understand the frustration of cyclists holding drivers up, especially the selfish weekend full-kit wazzocks who cycle two abreast chatting.

But I'm also a cyclist. I cycle every day to and from the station. Some of the antics I witness are just unbelievable. The impatience of some drivers is terrifying when you're a cyclists.

On my daily cycle I must drive down a side road with plenty of parked cars. This leads me to cycle at the kerb when I can, but moving out to pass parked cars, usually with cars on either side leading to a gap only wide enough for one car to pass, hence a lot of stopping and starting for the drivers.

This morning, as I approached a parked car, I could hear a car behind me rev and accelerate hard, with the intention of beating me to the gap. Knowing I was about to be squeezed out, I moved across (gradually) to ensure they stayed behind me going through the gap. The cheeky sod beeps their horn at me.

Instinctively I turn round and flip them the bird. I was furious, but all I have done is just perpetuate the situation.

It's never going to change.
 
FIFA.

Beating Benfica 3 - 0 in a tournament only for the app to crash at 87 minutes. Replay the game and draw with them 4 - 4 and take it to penalties. Save the last penalty and go through to the next round, only to get beat.

By Everton.

Koff Everton.
 

Being told by the NHS that they don't give antibiotics for a throat infection which has now manifested into a chest infection with an eye infection as an added bonus.

Not getting paid for sick days.
 

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