l4toffee
Player Valuation: £40m
Shops that think every sarnie should have Mayo on. Too many wronguns in this country
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minor things that make you fume
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The Cowboy
Player Valuation: £60m
Tesco's No Mayo sandwiches, particularly the BLT No Mayo ones. A BLT only works with Mayo for petes sake.
donalmclean
Player Valuation: £950k
sweetcorn in chicken/mushroom pot noodles
Blue 1
Player Valuation: £70m
SteRobbo84
Player Valuation: Two Pokémon cards & a Pepperami
Merseyrail having the heating set to 'inferno' because it's not July.
l4toffee
Player Valuation: £40m
Your cards marked now pal
I work away from home, and my wife and kids have just been to Bali. They get back and my son has "bali belly" - severe trots and puking non stop.
Wife calls to say she has taken him to hospital, he has been given fluids as he is severely dehydrated. Still squeezing it through the eye of a needle every 20 minutes but allowed to go home after 6 hours.
Check with the wife, yes she has gone in my car, not hers.
If he sh1ts in my car I am going to kill both of them
Wife calls to say she has taken him to hospital, he has been given fluids as he is severely dehydrated. Still squeezing it through the eye of a needle every 20 minutes but allowed to go home after 6 hours.
Check with the wife, yes she has gone in my car, not hers.
If he sh1ts in my car I am going to kill both of them
Baines' left foot
Player Valuation: £90m
My commute.
At 6am it takes 40 minutes. At 5pm it takes 1 hour 40. I hate London drivers so, so much.
At 6am it takes 40 minutes. At 5pm it takes 1 hour 40. I hate London drivers so, so much.
We've invaded Gordano services mate.
roydo
in memoriam - 1965-2024
Haha! I am about to be annexed then. A bit annoying really. I wouldnt have bothered giving up ciggies if I had known.
I am in your city now boss.
