minor things that make you fume

[alwaysblue]

This is not minor, but I'm still fuming.
The wife really enjoys the garden and grows allsorts. The other day she put some fertiliser down which the dogs started eating.
After a few beers last night with a few of the lads, we were feeling a tad delicate. Got up to what can only be described as a world of sh!t. One of the pooches had been set to sprinkler. It was everywhere.
To make it worse the robot hoover went through it on the way back to the charger after its scheduled hoover.
Kids stuck on the stairs until we had the situation under control. Could neck the dogs at the moment.

 

[Rich1878]

This is not minor, but I'm still fuming.
The wife really enjoys the garden and grows allsorts. The other day she put some fertiliser down which the dogs started eating.
After a few beers last night with a few of the lads, we were feeling a tad delicate. Got up to what can only be described as a world of sh!t. One of the pooches had been set to sprinkler. It was everywhere.
To make it worse the robot hoover went through it on the way back to the charger after its scheduled hoover.
Kids stuck on the stairs until we had the situation under control. Could neck the dogs at the moment.

I'm sorry, but this made me laugh

 

[alwaysblue]

I'm sorry, but this made me laugh

It was a grim way to start the day

 

[Rich1878]

It was a grim way to start the day

I bet !! I couldn't stomach that, especially being a touch fragile after a few from the night before. It was the robotic hoover which made me laugh, going round the gaff, smearing turd everywhere before going back to charge

 

[DavidH]

This is not minor, but I'm still fuming.
The wife really enjoys the garden and grows allsorts. The other day she put some fertiliser down which the dogs started eating.
After a few beers last night with a few of the lads, we were feeling a tad delicate. Got up to what can only be described as a world of sh!t. One of the pooches had been set to sprinkler. It was everywhere.
To make it worse the robot hoover went through it on the way back to the charger after its scheduled hoover.
Kids stuck on the stairs until we had the situation under control. Could neck the dogs at the moment.

You could neck your dogs?

 

[Nightman]

People that wear band t-shirts, despite not listening to their music.

Case and point: my GF wearing her new Nirvana t-shirt today. She couldn't name a song.

 

[DavidH]

People that wear band t-shirts, despite not listening to their music.

Case and point: my GF wearing her new Nirvana t-shirt today. She couldn't name a song.

Did you say "Take that t-shirt off and just come as you are" or did you miss that open goal?

 

[Royal]

People that wear band t-shirts, despite not listening to their music.

Case and point: my GF wearing her new Nirvana t-shirt today. She couldn't name a song.

Nirvana make me fume tbh

 

[Nightman]

Did you say "Take that t-shirt off and just come as you are" or did you miss that open goal?

I told her to 'Stay Away' and she would have replied 'You Know You're Right' if she knew the band

 

[Kurt.]

This is not minor, but I'm still fuming.
The wife really enjoys the garden and grows allsorts. The other day she put some fertiliser down which the dogs started eating.
After a few beers last night with a few of the lads, we were feeling a tad delicate. Got up to what can only be described as a world of sh!t. One of the pooches had been set to sprinkler. It was everywhere.
To make it worse the robot hoover went through it on the way back to the charger after its scheduled hoover.
Kids stuck on the stairs until we had the situation under control. Could neck the dogs at the moment.

At least you can laugh about it now

 

[Goodison87]

Nirvana make me fume tbh

Nevermind ..

 

[PhilM]

Nevermind ..

You beat me to it.

 

[LEONARD]

Where is that Arteta money, Bill and Denise?

 

[Rita_Poon]

Davey Jones' (Niasse's) Locker...

 

[Baines' left foot]

Working near a primary school and it’s grim. They all walk right past where I’m working on the way in and scream, they scream at break and lunch, and then scream on the way back past again after school.

Absolute torture.