JimmyJeffers
Player Valuation: £70m
Problem in every industry I’ve worked in tbh.
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minor things that make you fume
- Thread starter moosed
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And when they do it's total wham
Papa Shango
Player Valuation: £70m
When I go to pee in my annoying neighbours letterbox and the lazy git hasnt even got out of bed yet (probably doesn't have a job) leaving me to have to aim through a ton of funneled up tat.
Still managed it of course, but god its annoying.
Still managed it of course, but god its annoying.
DavidH
Player Valuation: £20m
I can't quite believe what's just happened. Rang up to order a Chinese because their website is down and ended up having full blown murder with the woman. Shouting over me and interrupting me then told me to slow down! I said if you let me speak you might hear me and she started kicking off, my bird leapt across the room to take the phone off me when I started arguing back, absolute witch! I mean I want Chinese people to make my Chinese food but why answer the phone if you can't understand a word anyone says?! I thought going into T'so's was a scary experience, they've got nothing on this woman. Needless to say we aren't ordering from there. Terrifying ordeal.
bluerobert
Player Valuation: £30m
The headline “Supercomputer predicts Everton’s final league position” or any headline that references a supercomputer predicting league standings. My iPhone has enough computing power to predict that, it doesn’t take rooms and rooms of banks of processors with scientists hurrying around as it makes crunching sounds and prints off a ticket with the results
Deciding not to drive to work
Then having a 45 minute train delay
Then having a 45 minute train delay
LEONARD
Player Valuation: £60m
50% with you here citizen.
The ubiquitous use of mobiles has ruined the ability to relax and enjoy public transport.
I utilise my MP3 player so I can block this inane chatter out.
I'm old enough to remember when people read books to pass the journey.
Mr Half Moron.
Our little un has a nap from about 10:15 for a couple of hours, during which time the multitude of deliveries from Amazon etc (thanks to the Mrs) inevitably turn up.
So I’ve put an A4 sign up on the door at eye level, next to the doorbell/ camera, saying don’t ring the door bell, please knock gently, baby sleeping, we’ll see you on the cameras etc etc
There’s a photo of a sleeping baby on it, and an image of a door bell with a red cross through it.
Finished off with lots of pleases and thanks yous
Guess what Cosmin from DPD just thought would be a great idea as he dropped off his delivery
So I’ve put an A4 sign up on the door at eye level, next to the doorbell/ camera, saying don’t ring the door bell, please knock gently, baby sleeping, we’ll see you on the cameras etc etc
There’s a photo of a sleeping baby on it, and an image of a door bell with a red cross through it.
Finished off with lots of pleases and thanks yous
Guess what Cosmin from DPD just thought would be a great idea as he dropped off his delivery
JimmyJeffers
Player Valuation: £70m
Bet he was pissing himself as he hit that bell.Our little un has a nap from about 10:15 for a couple of hours, during which time the multitude of deliveries from Amazon etc (thanks to the Mrs) inevitably turn up.
So I’ve put an A4 sign up on the door at eye level, next to the doorbell/ camera, saying don’t ring the door bell, please knock gently, baby sleeping, we’ll see you on the cameras etc etc
There’s a photo of a sleeping baby on it, and an image of a door bell with a red cross through it.
Finished off with lots of pleases and thanks yous
Guess what Cosmin from DPD just thought would be a great idea as he dropped off his delivery
I had the last laugh, gave him a thumbs down in the delivery rating.
That’ll learn him.