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minor things that make you fume


Just walked into the local pub looking forward to dinner and starving hungry. As I put my foot on the threshold the power goes out in the entire town.

At least I'm an ale drinker and the pump is manual (and the til doesn't work!!).
 
Sure my mrs does this on purpose…..

I have 3 remote controls, 1 for the normal tv, one for my sky and one for my fire stick … I keep them on a small table next to my chair … but …. Every day I come home from work and she has ‘tidied up my mess’…. You wanna know where she keeps the remote controls ????

RIGHT NEXT TO THE TV !!!

Defeats the whole idea of remote control ffs
 

Experts coming on the radio talking about research they've carried out only to come to the conclusion that the dogs on the street would know without doing any research... there was a guy on the radio this morning who was leading a team researching the cost of building a house in Ireland..
Apparently Dublin is the most expensive area followed by Cork Galway Limerick Waterford and Kilkenny all the major cities, the cheapest is rural areas in the North West...
I really hope they weren't payed for this research.
 
The new 20 speed limits seem to have given birth to a new breed of slow driver. “Oh, it’s a 20? Well we’d rather do 15 as it’s actually safer. It’s a limit, not a target!!!”

Not helped at all by unlit roads full of pot holes and standing water caused by blocked drains. No road markings so you can’t even see where you need to steer properly. It’s treacherous.

Was sat behind someone in a Honda Jazz doing 30 in a 50 at rush hour the other day, on a perfectly straight bit of road. I had a BMW and other ‘I’ve mad it, lad’ cars breathing down my neck. Couldn’t even see their lights in my wing mirrors.

Not wanting to have my van written off for the second time in 12 months, I was becoming quite anxious, so I decided to make use of all 120 horses and overtook to get away from the superior people in their German saloons. With a full van of tools I was genuinely shocked the little 1.6L fully loaded with tools got me out of trouble, whilst the other clowns just flashed their lights constantly. That gave me a laugh once the nerves calmed.

Anyway that turned in to a bit of a short story. Hope it’s enjoyed by all.
 
Think I’m done with eating out now. I think that’s the 4th meal in a row where I’ve not been able to converse with the people I’m with because we must put up with a child behaving like a dick head.
 

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