minor things that make you fume

[chrismpw]

I think it’s good business practice to call unsuccessful applicants. A lot of places don’t even say anything

I once didn't get a phonecall from a school who wanted to give me a job! I waited ages and eventually phoned them to hear "oh yeah you were successful, did nobody phone you?"

 

[JLW]

My effin mrs.

She usually works Sundays but has today off. I think I’ve done well in getting to lunch time without an argument but I just had to tell her to bugger off back to work.
I get 2 days a week off, Saturday and Sunday. In my old job I used to get loads of time off so I could do the family bit in the week and go to the footy on Saturdays. I’m a reasonable man so I’ve compromised with her and every other Saturday I miss the football and spend the whole day with her walking around garden centres and stuff. Sunday therefore is my day to myself… a day where I have my litttle routine of getting up, having a couple of cups of coffee, get a shower, have another coffee and watch a bit of tv, maybe have another coffee and some toast whilst radio 2 quietly plays in the background. Then I’ll do any washing that needs doing, have a tidy around if needed and brush and mop the floors. The afternoon then is my own to do whatever I want…. But oh no… not today ….. today relaxing is against the law… as soon as she got up it started… we need to do this today.. we need to do that today…. We need to go to the shops today…. I simply said no. Big mistake. I then further compounded my mistake by asking the simple question “why can’t you go do the shopping by yourself ? Why do you need me there ?” ….. honestly you’d think I’d just shown her photos of me in bed naked with her mother. Why can’t women grasp the concept of doing nothing on a Sunday ffs. One little bonus is she’s not speaking to me now and is in a sulk… which is great. I can even put up with her huffing and puffing, stomping around and the constant changing and banging coming from the kitchen area… I simply turn the tv up which I know is annoying her even more….. great.

They're kin mental aren't they! As soon as they see you relaxed their little brain conjures up something they know you don't like doing.

The say you coming shopping? you say 'no' they then get in a mood, then you say ok we will go, then they say dont bother il go on my own!!!!!!

Dafuq is that all about

 

[Kurt.]

They're kin mental aren't they! As soon as they see you relaxed their little brain conjures up something they know you don't like doing.

The say you coming shopping? you say 'no' they then get in a mood, then you say ok we will go, then they say dont bother il go on my own!!!!!!

Dafuq is that all about

That’s a True Dat story my friend

 

[GrimbolandBlue]

Try and have a good evening after seeing this face. You can't. Has me shadowboxing in a dark room every. single. time.

 

[Tim's tourettes]

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Try and have a good evening after seeing this face. You can't. Has me shadowboxing in a dark room every. single. time.

Agreed. I detest the fact he's caught on camera spitting at someone (and it going in their child's face) yet still remains on sky sports..... other presenters have made 'errors of judgement' never to be seen again.

 

[GrimbolandBlue]

Agreed. I detest the fact he's caught on camera spitting at someone (and it going in their child's face) yet still remains on sky sports..... other presenters have made 'errors of judgement' never to be seen again.

The fact that he's essentially leading the strategy for Liverpool's next managerial appointment via the media is funny too. How is he the one to dictate the narrative for an entire football team? It's as a ridiculous as Neville with all his managerial expertise telling the world when United managers need to go

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Restless sleep syndrome

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

My effin mrs.

She usually works Sundays but has today off. I think I’ve done well in getting to lunch time without an argument but I just had to tell her to bugger off back to work.
I get 2 days a week off, Saturday and Sunday. In my old job I used to get loads of time off so I could do the family bit in the week and go to the footy on Saturdays. I’m a reasonable man so I’ve compromised with her and every other Saturday I miss the football and spend the whole day with her walking around garden centres and stuff. Sunday therefore is my day to myself… a day where I have my litttle routine of getting up, having a couple of cups of coffee, get a shower, have another coffee and watch a bit of tv, maybe have another coffee and some toast whilst radio 2 quietly plays in the background. Then I’ll do any washing that needs doing, have a tidy around if needed and brush and mop the floors. The afternoon then is my own to do whatever I want…. But oh no… not today ….. today relaxing is against the law… as soon as she got up it started… we need to do this today.. we need to do that today…. We need to go to the shops today…. I simply said no. Big mistake. I then further compounded my mistake by asking the simple question “why can’t you go do the shopping by yourself ? Why do you need me there ?” ….. honestly you’d think I’d just shown her photos of me in bed naked with her mother. Why can’t women grasp the concept of doing nothing on a Sunday ffs. One little bonus is she’s not speaking to me now and is in a sulk… which is great. I can even put up with her huffing and puffing, stomping around and the constant changing and banging coming from the kitchen area… I simply turn the tv up which I know is annoying her even more….. great.

That's my life now mate.
Can't live with them....
My mate still has the belief that they moan when you do stuff ,moan when you don't..so he does nothing.
This is true btw,made redundant 18 months ago and done nothing, his other half works full time.
Tell me he's wrong?

 

[gonetomorrow]

Too many dogs wearing coats these days. OK if they're old and infirm I suppose but a dog has a coat already.

Cats are pointing and laughing at this.

 

[Bryan+]

Too many dogs wearing coats these days. OK if they're old and infirm I suppose but a dog has a coat already.

Cats are pointing and laughing at this.

Snowflakes innit mate. Need to toughen up and be a real man.

 

[LEONARD]

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Try and have a good evening after seeing this face. You can't. Has me shadowboxing in a dark room every. single. time.

I 'bet' he would never gob at a young girl.

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

I once didn't get a phonecall from a school who wanted to give me a job! I waited ages and eventually phoned them to hear "oh yeah you were successful, did nobody phone you?"

Same happened to me, I took the job and lasted a month. The entire organisation was an embarrassment to work with.

 

[IrishBlue2022]

Barrats flumps cereal, got them to try for nostalgia reasons. About 3 marshmallows in the entire bag. Fuming.

 

[Baines' left foot]

This is so stupid.

The lion has since been put down.
Mr Olawuyi, a veterinary technologist, had been "taking care of the lions since they were born on campus about nine years ago".
"But, tragically, the male lion killed the man who had been feeding them," the university's spokesman, Abiodun Olarewaju, said.
"We never knew what came over the male lion that it had to attack [him]," he added.

The students' union leader, Abbas Akinremi, told Nigeria's Vanguard newspaper that the attack was caused by "human error" after the zookeeper had forgotten to lock the door after feeding the lions.

Questioning the motives of a dangerous wild animal to justify human error.

Let's kill the lion anyway.

 

[spectateur]

cyclists who cycle on the road when there is a cycle path right next to said road

Usually because of the dog poos and broken glass.