minor things that make you fume

[summerisle]

Poncy people who pronounce scone as in zone. They all probably have a little men's room

 

[Caso01]

That first day back in work after 2 weeks off

 

[blue61]

That first day back in work after 2 weeks off

You're in Samaritans territory there pal, I feel your pain.

 

[Titus Bramble]

One of my flatmates mates is from Essex and he has a tendency to compose sentences entirely of 'dyu know what I mean innit'. Boils my blood.

 

[The Cowboy]

Poncy people who pronounce scone as in zone. They all probably have a little men's room

This is the Mother in Law. Says 'Rhumm' instead of 'room' as well. She's a wannabe ponce as well, she's from Bristol.

 

[Sapie88]

One of my flatmates mates is from Essex and he has a tendency to compose sentences entirely of 'dyu know what I mean innit'. Boils my blood.

I'd have probably killed him by now.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Flat viewings. The bane of my life at the moment.

Found a few flats that I like but they're like "It's available the 1st of May, is that good for you?", or "Oh we're doing a group interview next Wednesday", so they expect me to sit in a circle and tell them why I'm the best person to move in to their flat, as if it's a f***ing talent contest or something. Do one you pretentious pricks.

Went to see another one in East London the other day.

I got there, got out my car to hear about 15 dogs barking, and saw a blacked out BMW right outside the house with it's engine running with two lads smoking weed in it.

Got straight back in my car and drove off. Utter s*** hole.

 

[COYBL25]

This is the Mother in Law. Says 'Rhumm' instead of 'room' as well. She's a wannabe ponce as well, she's from Bristol.

In the same bracket as adults who call their parents " Mummy and Daddy ". I can actually feel the rage building inside me !

 

[COYBL25]

Went to see another one in East London the other day.

I got there, got out my car to hear about 15 dogs barking, and saw a blacked out BMW right outside the house with it's engine running with two lads smoking weed in it.

Got straight back in my car and drove off. Utter s*** hole.

By the sounds of things you were lucky to leave with your car mate !

 

[cduff]

Road closures making you miss your train.

Your mum telling you to drive slower when you're about to miss your train.

Dropping and losing a note from the Station Manager giving you dispensation to travel on any train, not just off-peak (hope to God I don't get my ticket checked).

[Poor language removed] you, Monday.

Why do trains always come on time when we are running late! If you are there on time you can be sure that the train will run late.
Actually, you know what is even more annoying? When you arrive at the bus stop on time and the [Inappropriate language removed] bus came EARLY! Grrrrrrrrrr.

 

[Sapie88]

It's my birthday next week, little one is away, dad is away, mum and sister are at a wedding. Looks like a birthday tug marathon. One for each year.

 

[cduff]

Not sure if this was covered already but ...
Americans who act surprised when you tell them the temperature in Celsius.
USA - How's the weather?
Me - Its 35 degrees down here mate.
USA - Wow, that's pretty cold. Didn't know it got so cold in Australia!
Me - No mate, that's warm (95F). It's summer here.
USA - Ah wow. Didn't realise that you guys use Celsius.
Me - The whole [Inappropriate language removed] world except for the USA uses Celsius!

 

[Boss_Blue]

The whole [Inappropriate language removed] world except for the USA uses Celsius!

I don't.

 

[Boss_Blue]

It's my birthday next week, little one is away, dad is away, mum and sister are at a wedding. Looks like a birthday tug marathon. One for each year.

And one from me for good luck x

 

[Sapie88]

And one from me for good luck x

Yes you can come out the shed.