minor things that make you fume

[summerisle]

I raise you the buses that the driver keeps on driving because there is already another bus at the stop.

It's worse when you go for that bus, it keeps driving, you go for the other one and it drives off, and you stand there looking like lemon.

 

[Ashtonian]

bus drivers who examine your pass in the morning as if im trying to get away with a free bus ride.

FFS how many people dressed in a shirt and tie at half 7 in the morning are trying to get a free bus ride? i mean its not even like the pass isnt GIANT enough as it is.

 

[royalblue66]

The fella driving the ice cream van,scratching his bolux,picking his nose,and then gets a cornet and fills it with ice cream,you filthy animal.

 

[Nobby Nobbs]

Not sure if it's been said, but women who go rooting for their purse in their enormous bag when their about to pay for something especially when getting on a bus,( get the f***ing ready while you wait).

 

[Nobby Nobbs]

The fella driving the ice cream van,scratching his bolux,picking his nose,and then gets a cornet and fills it with ice cream,you filthy animal.

Sorry mate wont do it again thought no one noticed.

 

[royalblue66]

Sorry mate wont do it again thought no one noticed.

O k mate, I am the one that brings the bowl .

 

[Scouse]

I literally can't be arsed to marry her, obviously.

Then obviously she's not literally your 'mrs'!

 

[Bungle]

Then obviously she's not literally your 'mrs'!

Oh FFS.

 

[rascal]

The highways department and their continued whataboutery

 

[Sapie88]

The blue ticks on whatsapp. It was sound when they weren't about cos you didn't realise people were such ignorant tits.

 

[ilikecheese]

When work turns into a cluster fk...

 

[COYBL25]

People who drive insanely fast near schools - is there really anything in the world that's that urgent or would you rather knock a kid down ?.

 

[Tharps]

"could of", just that

 

[CrabbyPaddy]

Fat midget security guards who give you the stare like they are some sort of hard case.

I could literally take you out with a Kane boot to the head mate.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Before putting clothes in the washing machine I search my room thoroughly to make sure I've got everything. The moment I press 'start' on the washing machine, a rogue sock appears somewhere.

Every. Single. Time.