minor things that make you fume

[Billy Dean]

Fume of the century happened today.

Changing from the Northern Line to the Jubilee Line at Waterloo, there is a very long airport-style travelator. Quite incredibly and to my utter disbelief, people were standing still on it. Bear in mind this thing goes half the speed of walking pace, and too narrow to allow me to pass by with a pushchair.

So I'm stood absolutely seething behind a queue of able-bodied morons whilst the other folk squeeze past me, giving me the evils!

If it was just a normal tunnel they'd be walking, but make the floor move and they stop walking? Mental.

Still fuming.

Speaking of the tube, I miss London's signs on escalators telling people to keep to the right. Here in Germany people just stand right and left and block the escalator. If there's only one or 2 of the dense morons on it you can tell them to get out the way because you'd like to get to work some time before the lunch break starts. But sometimes it's 8 or 9 deep and you've no chance. Makes me proper fume.

 

[Ashtonian]

Speaking of the tube, I miss London's signs on escalators telling people to keep to the right. Here in Germany people just stand right and left and block the escalator. If there's only one or 2 of the dense morons on it you can tell them to get out the way because you'd like to get to work some time before the lunch break starts. But sometimes it's 8 or 9 deep and you've no chance. Makes me proper fume.

To be fair there are people here who run up the escalators on the left then proceed to walk at the top, saving themselves 10 seconds on the one part of their journey that requires minimal effort.

Makes me fume when old or oldish people usher people onto the bus. Happened the other day, she was moaning at one person going ahead of others on an EMPTY bus ffs. felt like saying to her pick your seat and ill avoid it love.

also people who have no concept on how buses work in the morning. Not arsed about them delaying me, more for the fact they block you from sitting down from said delay. the concept of handing money over is lost on them when you sit a man in a big box on wheels.

 

[Sapie88]

People or mates who sit on a table seat on the train not facing each other, so like one next to the window, one next to the aisle.

Move up you pair of utter shitgibbons and let me sit down.

 

[bluemangroup]

People or mates who sit on a table seat on the train not facing each other, so like one next to the window, one next to the aisle.

Move up you pair of utter shitgibbons and let me sit down.

*places in insult dossier*

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

People or mates who sit on a table seat on the train not facing each other, so like one next to the window, one next to the aisle.

Move up you pair of utter shitgibbons and let me sit down.

This is special this.

 

[Eggs]

People or mates who sit on a table seat on the train not facing each other, so like one next to the window, one next to the aisle.

Move up you pair of utter shitgibbons and let me sit down.

.....or put their bag/coat on the seat next to them. Presume they haven't purchased an extra seat for their belongings.

 

[Roger Milla]

People that write status' on Facebook talking to dead people.

 

[Sapie88]

.....or put their bag/coat on the seat next to them. Presume they haven't purchased an extra seat for their belongings.

Yes! These people I want to hurt. The way they just look at you as if to say they're not gonna move it.

Got on a rammed train the other week with the little one, some arl coffin dodger with her frigging Bon Marche bags just looked at him and wouldn't move them.

So as I got off I farted as I walked past her.

Hope she liked it.

 

[bluemangroup]

People that write status' on Facebook talking to dead people.

Oh god this.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

People that write status' on Facebook talking to dead people.

GBNF m8 x

 

[The Cowboy]

Speaking of the tube, I miss London's signs on escalators telling people to keep to the right. Here in Germany people just stand right and left and block the escalator. If there's only one or 2 of the dense morons on it you can tell them to get out the way because you'd like to get to work some time before the lunch break starts. But sometimes it's 8 or 9 deep and you've no chance. Makes me proper fume.

I seem to recall somewhere in Asia, maybe HK, there are signs saying 'no stopping on the escalators', which is miles better.

 

[The Cowboy]

Yes! These people I want to hurt. The way they just look at you as if to say they're not gonna move it.

Got on a rammed train the other week with the little one, some arl coffin dodger with her frigging Bon Marche bags just looked at him and wouldn't move them.

So as I got off I farted as I walked past her.

Hope she liked it.

They're the ones I target first. Even better if there's other seats available, I'm having that one.

 

[Billy Dean]

Bleaching your best jumpers in the wash FFS

 

[Wat Tyler]

Waking up thinking it is Saturday then realising it is Tuesday.

 

[AlE]

Getting drunk, having an argument with someone and forgetting whether I was in the right or wrong...

I'm pretty sure my neighbour is a horrible fat Scottish cow.. Though maybe, just maybe, it's me who's a bellend.

Koff alcohol (and the fat cow upstairs, I think).